You know the time, it’s “Rambling about Random Topics with Chris.” And this time, it’s about a FNaF fangame series that has stuck with me on a certain level ever since I first played it in 2020 where if I were to die one day, the fangame itself would be my own personal hell lol. And that fangame series in question is Project Readjusted.
Anyone asking why, lemme take back in time to late April to May of 2020. A close friend of mine on my old discord server asked me if I can play a FNaF fangame named Project Readjusted (at least, I think that’s how that happened?) and pretty much agreed on it. Once I downloaded it and played the first two nights on it, it was pretty alright apart from Redeemer. Then Night 3 occurred and the first signs of torture were on their way with Ned becoming a problem. Then came the dreaded Night 4 which introduced two characters: Glancy (a combination of two characters named Glossy and Glancer, more on him later) and the devil himself, Greg. PR1’s Night 4 back then was the most terrifying and rage-inducing part I’ve ever experienced in a FNaF fangame, mainly due to my hatred towards this… THING
This stupid idiot is the culprit to all of my Night 4-5 runs in Project Readjusted becoming a nightmare. Okay so his mechanic in PR1 was that he’ll appear in the office and you need to click on him a bunch of times before he blocks the light that you’ll need to fend off Buster. Sounds pretty simple, right? WELL, for some unknown reason, Greg is a quick little bum and just ignored my clicking and/or my clicking didn’t register. And he laughed at me with the most obnoxious laughter I’ve heard. He laughed and laughed at my misfortune until Buster kills me. He’s actually worse than Balloon Boy in FNaF and THAT’S just saying it lightly. This was either the game mocking me for my mistake or I legit have skill issue.
After that, a few friends on my discord server found it hilarious that my sworn enemy is some small clown and made a bunch of memes about it. Including the very fabled “Greg riding a goose” and “Buff Greg” (thanks @kraigeslist and @cosmo-blep for that btw 💀)
It was definitely an experience alright :D
Anyways, after a lot a torment, sweat, and having a lot of pain, I completed both Night 4 AND Night 5 (totally didn’t glitch the game to where the animatronics disappeared from the face of the earth) and was done with Project Readjusted 1, no longer having to deal with Greg ever again. But then the sequel came into the picture…
The torture continues with this one where I was told that was POPGOES on Steroids. As I first played it, I learned that Greg is dead in this (HALLELUJAH). But my celebration was short lived after completing Night 1 and moving on to Night 2, which introduces my second tormentor of the PR series: Infested Glancer.
This goddamn hellhound thought that after separating from his sister/girlfriend/whatever da fuck Glossy is, he could be the one to torture me in the sequel. And HE WAS RIGHT. The mechanic he has is that Glancer crawls through the vents and you need to block him off from entering through three vent entrances into your office. Again, seems pretty straightforward, right? WELL, apparently it isn’t. Why? No idea :D But it has caused me endless suffering until I finally completed PR2 (I’m not doing the custom night, fuck u I’m not dealing with the blue bastard again)
Now, this would’ve been the end. I completed the two PR games through thick and thin, and had enemies made + making fanmodels of the characters. BUT THEN PR3 WAS ANNOUNCED and my torment never ended there-
God I won’t escape this fangame series, can’t I? It’s pretty much my Kryptonite at this point. So who’s the tormentor of this game? Fuck it, it’s the main animatronic character himself: Busted.
I actually hate this stupid ass dog, he’s about as obnoxious to deal with just like Greg & Glancer alone. His mechanic is confusing as an English essay. From what i was told, I need to lure Busted to the office with the bell on my desk and when he’s here, use the glowstick to keep him away (????). IDK, but I felt like I was running on a treadmill keeping the 3 people that were locked in the building safe while fending off the big dog and other characters I don’t care for. THANKFULLY, I did completely complete Nights 1-5 of PR3, marking my torment to end (no I’m not doing custom night for this game, fuck u). The games may be completed, but the scars remain-
So why did I wanted to ramble on about this. Well, I guess it’s one of those experiences that resonated with me not because it gets me to bond with my friends. Making memes, laughing together, etc. like that. As my much shit I gave to the Project Readjusted series due to it giving me mental scars, I can’t help but look fondly at it for how much it made me make memories of it with others. That’s something I respect this fangame series for. So, thank you PR for the memories and fuck you for giving me an idea of what my own hell would look like and giving birth to Buff Greg 💀
P.S.: yes I’m aware of the whole Pear thing with PR’s creator but honestly I could care less about that drama-
