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So Many New Games Update (04/13/2024)

Hey! Missed a few weeks, but we got some exciting stuff! Name, we got 3 new games going on now! How exciting!

Bioshock 2 really started off with a bang, if you know what I mean! Sure, things are bad in Rapture, but that's kind of what the city is all about, right?

Not gonna lie, the opening to Ori and the Blind Forest is fucking rough. Game seems promising, but hot damn, hope you like hearing me cry for this one!

Gris starts off and maintains a very gorgeous experience, so come check it out! There are weird bird things!

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Shameless Self-Promotion

Hey, it’s been a while since I did a shameless self-promotion post (other than the shameless reblogs I do 4 times a week), and my Youtube channel recently got over 200 videos. What Youtube channel? Why, Project Yayhem of course!

What is Project Yayhem? It’s a let’s play channel with me! I play video games of various sorts and make stupid jokes while I play them! What games?

Hunted: The Demon’s Forge

Time Rifters

Toren

Remember Me

Dark Messiah of Might & Magic

Wolfenstein (2009)

Child of Light

Dark Souls (Active series)

Night In The Woods (Active Series)

Darksiders (Active Series)

Castlevania: Lords of Shadow (Active Series)

I also archive my streams from my Twitch there, which currently consist of several hours of dicking around in Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion.

As you can see, I have 4 active series going, each updating once a week. Mondays are games that I just really like. Wednesdays are just kind of random games. Fridays are games specifically with female protagonists. Sundays are Dark Souls.

So yeah, please check it out. If you like my content here, hopefully you’ll like my content there. Literally every view and sub means the world to me, and at this point I still don’t have too many of either so anything you can do to spread this would help immeasurably.

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My Life Is Crumbling But Still We Update (12/17/2023)

Hey y'all! My life is completely fucked and everything is bad, but at least the episodes are still happening!

The cool thing about being a vampire in a place where you're surrounded by angry people with guns is that anything goes! You can do whatever you want, so long as you don't end up riddled with bullets!

Look, I'm gonna be honest, while pears are okay, I would not eat one that looks like a nose. If a fruit has nostrils, I am not consuming it

Like yeah, sure, all cats are magic, obviously. But sometimes a cat will actively display that magic and do magic spells, and those cats must be appreciated

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Oh Wow There's Actually An Update (02/18/2024)

Hey folks! Lot been going on lately, which is why I've not been doing updates. But there have still been videos!

Oh wow, the finale of DARK! And boy howdy does it get stupid!

So I definitely remember what happens in this episode, but boy howdy do I not remember why I called it that! So, uh, I guess you should watch to find out!

Yeah, sure, having ornamentation on your melee weapon is impractical, 'cause it's probably gonna get banged up and ruined in combat or whatever. But like, can't slay if you ain't cute

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7 Years Ago (Yesterday), I Posted My First Video!

And it was dogshit. But since then, I've made at least a few good ones! You should watch them! I've played almost 120 different games, some of which were really, really good (and others which were not so good)! Check out my stuff!

Project Yayhem

Just a gal playing games and trying to make you smile. Schedule: Mixter's Picks Monday - Spyro Whatever Game Wednesday - Aragami Female Pr

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Definitely Remembered This Update (01/28/2024)

Whoever keeps telling you that I'm forgetting to do these updates is lying. Tell them to stop reading my diary

Look, there are lots of ways to pronounce words, and language is fake and all that really matters is that it's understood. That being said, wow they sure said "stasis" wrong, huh?

I actually just beat Underhero the other day and boy howdy does the latter like, third or so go fucking WILD. Like holy shit

Do people still say "spoopy"? Am I the only one left? Well, you can pry "spoopy" from my cold, dead, spoopy skeletal hands

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Almost Forgot This Weekly Update (01/21/2024)

Heyo heya I definitely didn't almost forget to make a post this week why would you even think such a thing that'd be wild haha anyway

Look, I'm just saying chess would be a lot more interesting if they doubled the size of the board and also added some new pieces. I mean, it's been the same game for how many years now? 'Bout time they added a dreadnought or something

Whacha gonna do with all those lumps, all those lumps and weird-ass bumps? Probably go to the dermatologist, if I can get my insurance to cover it

I am, as a general rule of thumb, not very decisive about pretty much anything. When it comes to exploration, however, I have one solid rule: Always Be Lefting

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Updately Update (01/14/2024)

Meant to do this yesterday, since I generally try to do these on Saturdays, but oh fuckin' well!

See a handheld minigun sounds like a cool thing, until you realize that oh, wait, how does it have bullets? Like, shooting 300 bullets a second or whatever is great until you realize you need to carry 300 bullets for every second you fire your gun, and that's a lot more weight than I wanna have

Personally, I love the spice. Making up some buffalo chicken right now. Salsa, though? Not a fan

Just when you think you've got a handle on things, there's always something around the corner to surprise you. Most often a powerbear. You'd think I'd start seeing them coming