#FAKEHATE: THE LINGERING EFFECTS OF RUPERT SCURVY... by heidi siegmund cuda, aka @maewestside
One of my former managers told me the secret to his success is he got up earlier than everyone else. #word
On Mother’s Day morning I allowed myself to sleep in till 5 am, an hour later than usual. And then hopped down the stairs and did what any bright chap would do, I searched the word “impeach” in social, hoping to get a single wiff of the smell of impeachment in the air. For months all we’ve been smelling is tension and rage, as the lingering effects of Rupert Scurvy has combusted America’s heart and soul. We used to have one, you know.
As story after story with the same inelegant script under different HateBot$ turned up under the word “impeach” revealing a non-story about Ms. Maxine Waters, one of the most courageous #sheroes of the revolution, I thought, “This can’t be!” But there it was, a grotesque caricature, #misogyny on Mother’s Day, the inelegant orche$trated verbiage an indication of an auteur who either hates himself or his mother. That the sicko junk was repurposed by "legit" lol new$ $ites caused me to hurl.
I stared in horror at my busted screen. It just couldn’t be, but in all it$ scummy glory: heavy heavy misogyny on Mother’s Day, with heavy heavy racist undertone$ to add extra.
Aghast, I realized clearly the troll$ were still under contract to #scamalot, as I watched the soulless f$!ker$ find a new critical public servant to inelegantly ba$h, because the cottage indu$try of ba$hing Ms. Hillary Rodham Clinton for profit has been outed by the hard work of chumps like me and myriad dogooders cutting through the corporate scripted narrative that sells #misogny #homophobia #bigotry and #fear for profit.
So there I was on Mother’s Day morning, trying to turn off the bigot $pigot from hurting Ms. Waters one tweet at a time by calling out the Fake Hate, and when I saw the enormity of the prescripted bot and $old venom spitting its way back at me, I summoned the strength of love, because it was afterall Mother’s Day. I wasn’t gonna let miserable, small and weak hearted troll$ ruin a day that is meaningful in my home and millions of others.
I live in a home where mothers are cherished.
So I did the only thing a peace provocateur could do in that situation. I asked the #twitter universe to send Ms. Maxine Waters extra love on that glorious Mother’s Day, and the universe responded in kind.
https://twitter.com/foxycuda/status/863746232748986369
We have to keep trying to detonate #fakehate with love, because we only have love and truth and as I’ve said from the jump, it might be all we need.
Everyone wants to swing baseball bats at those who voted for #meinshit and those who sat it out. But we must unite over the simple fact that truth is a commodity that hasn’t been profitable for corporate controlled media for some time, so things got kinda confusatory as #fakehate cloaked by billionaire fanzine$ and #bignew$ was propagated to the masses in the form of infogreed. Thus, folks truly believe there’s been a significant erosion of goodness in mankind, when it’s merely the passing of greed… let it pass…
We weren’t so easily misled down the slippery slope of info-lie$ a few short years ago cuz we weren’t getting our information from an endless sea of 24/7 $hite skewed to a demographic that the bean counters say will likely buy whatever it i$ they’re selling. Just look at the real #fakenew$ info-ad$ adorning your favorite websites. They had to figger out how to monetize somehow, so taking money from gangster$ musta felt like manna from heaven (eff you Facebook etal).
HIGH NOON FOR CYBERTREASON
A gent with a bent asked me for bulletpoints on my petition to “Investigate Project Alamo.” That’s the nifty name for #cybertreason.
https://twitter.com/foxycuda/status/863454998096519168
Hmm. Five bulletpoints to unite America and help preserve the free world from unloved children who haven’t learned to love themselves. That’s a lot of pressure but we mothers understand pressure because we’ve been in the cooker since the ‘70s.
Okay.
Five Bulletpoints to Save Democracy, as it pertains to #Scamalot and the #Cybertreason of #Project Alamo:
Number one: Sorry pal, you’re gonna have to do some homework cuz I used to condense complex shite into simple graphic bitesize pieces for a living but cybertreason takes due diligence so this will take some reading on your part. There will be no bulletpoints only homework, which you will be quizzed on later.
Your first assignment: read billionaire fanzine Forbes’ cover story on the Golden Doo$h of #Scamalot (Dec. 2016)
(for psychedelic cliff notes: https://twitter.com/foxycuda/status/856152842024869890)
Then follow it up with Businessweek, and myriad Texas new$paper puff piece$ on “Project Alamo,” a San Antonio affair starring the #sanantonio100, the number of digital hack$ it took to fukc up our country but good.
Now, the irony up to this point is these dirty deed$ were all in plain site because the Dumb Bunnie$ running the racket not only gave cozy interviews to collaborator journo$, they were celebrated en masse for playing “moneyball” with America’s heart. And America’s soul.
I have a blind friend who tells me she loves not being marketed to. #word
Today is Wednesday? Okay you have till Friday to read Forbes “exclusive” lolnotlol before my pop quiz and your next assignment: #alexandrachalupa explainer.
Ergo, read… tune out… turn off… meditate… read… seek truth. Cuz it is the truth that will return America to its good and kind soul.
Now I must return to the music in my head and my million projects piling up:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zallzQAm040&feature=youtu.be
“… can’t eat, can’t sleep, knowing that nothin’s gonna satisfy me… another blip upon the television screen.. among the oceans of stars…”
#word
(and please don’t be one of the cheapie$ behind the palm$, please tip your #freepress activists. we weren’t chic six months ago when crickets were the only response to truth. now our good efforts are resonating globally so please i beseech you to join such rebel outlaws as pennywise, strung out, the adolescents, sublime, pulley, unit f and a swell group of philanthropists and help me grow the team: https://www.gofundme.com/freepress)
(above, the author, watching sunshine rick schuler channel john denver at “conejo valley days,” featuring buster akrey in the red plaid shirt. cuda asked organist akrey who his favorite artists are who he’s played with: by the time he got to jimmy page, peter frampton and steely dan, you coulda knocked her over with a feather. among the artists who performed at the annual event in simi valley over mother’s day weekend were the foo fighters, cuz the foo is on the right side of history. the mark mahoney-inked “pen is mightier than the sword” back tat circa 2000ish was designed by chris gallipoli, the art director of cuda’s third and fourth books, on her 15th anniversary of being a writer for a living #word).










