Jun 6, 2017
I hope everyone had a fun weekend. I doubt it was as much fun as mine, but hopefully it was still pleasurable.
Anyways, I’m definitely feeling nice and refreshed. Hope you all are well rested, too.
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I hope everyone had a fun weekend. I doubt it was as much fun as mine, but hopefully it was still pleasurable.
Anyways, I’m definitely feeling nice and refreshed. Hope you all are well rested, too.
You would think with the current stakes at hand, these Neanderthals would resist the urge to act on their premative impulses. Now my Marc Jacobs jacket is ruined and you, Sir, have lost my vote.
THE MUCKRACKER’S WEEKLY RANKINGS
It’s time to introduce a new feature for the Big Teen Prom RPG! From now on, every Sunday we will be posting RANKINGS! These rankings show the likelihood of each character becoming prom royalty and winning those coveted crowns (according to everyone’s favorite gossip mongerer, Jacob Ben Israel). While these are the “projected chances”, they are only meant to serve as inspiration, and a fun reminder of the general plot we are working towards. Please like this post so we can be sure everyone saw it.
SANTANA LOPEZ & BRITTANY PIERCE (100 POINTS) - #TeamBrittana is dominating at the polls, but their position in this hierarchy is always at risk. The Lima public loves lesbians in their internet search history, but not so much on their high school stage. Still, Brittana could break the mold.
QUINN FABRAY & FINN HUDSON (80 POINTS) - Yawn-o-rama. Quinn and Finn may be the classic Archie Comics archetype, but they are not giving us anything newsworthy, and their position on this list is only by default. Drop the Quarterback for a tight end, Miss Fabray, and you’ll have your queen position solidified.
MARLEY ROSE (50 POINTS) - Marley is gaining quite the reputation, and is certainly making a lot of friends, but are any of them royalty? We’re betting she’ll have slept with enough people by prom to make Princess in pity votes alone.
SEBASTIAN SMYTHE (30 POINTS)- No one is believing that overnight tryst with Marley Rose is anything but a fluke. We at the Muckracker hope he had the decency to pay for a Happy Meal and a morning after pill for his “date” to Azimio’s house party. Embrace your role as the GBF for one of our fierce queen competitors to raise your ranking.
RACHEL BERRY (20 POINTS) - Mrs. Berry revealed her wild side earlier this week when she made a suggestive post about the iconic 50 Shades of Grey trilogy. Release a 50SOG inspired video and maybe you’ll make it onto prom court. You’ll certainly make it onto our personal
PUCK (0 POINTS) - Probably won’t even be in school by the time prom rolls around. He’ll be dealing drugs under a bridge by graduation. Either find a way back on the football team or join the McKinley High Pride Brigade as the most recently available GBF for prom season to get noticed.
KURT HUMMEL (-10 POINTS) - Who? Come out of the closet already, Liberace, then we can talk. Those corsets and skinny jeans are fooling no one!
So...
Is it my imagination, or have people been whispering about me and pointing at me...? It’s got to be in my head, right?
Time to test a hypothesis
Do blondes truly have more fun? I know everyone thinks I had a ton of fun recently, but maybe the new hair will be even more fun.
I’ll let you all know the results.
friday. 9:15 pm. → open
From the get go, Marley regretted agreeing to come to this stupid party, especially since there were a series of guys leering at her from the moment she walked in. Still, it was kind of nice to rebel and all...Marley even tried a sip of beer! And, okay, that was all she could handle since it was gross as all get out, but there was this punch that was really, really good and super sweet. Someone said something about Malibu or something; maybe the juice was from there? Whatever. She couldn’t find Madison, even though she said she’d come, so Marley walked past some football players (most of whom whistled at her, and, okay, maybe she purposefully wore this romper that was the closest thing to a sexy outfit she had) and filled up her glass some more.
As she turned around, she bumped into someone, immediately spilling some of the punch on them. “Oh, no!” she said sadly, looking down at some of the ridiculously good drink she had lost. After a moment she shook her head quickly and looked at who she had bumped into. “I’m so sorry,” she winced. “Did I get any on your clothes? Oh my gosh, I’m sorry.”
instagram: @marsbarrose uploaded a new photo
Shopped with the boyfriend @sebxsmythex today! Thanks for everything 💅🏻🛍💜
hot tub make-out machine→ open
FRIDAY NIGHT. 9:40 PM.
Kurt could have been a little less of an obvious party virgin. He was way too excited to be there and was running around with an empty red cup in his hand and trying to take a picture with incredibly drunk popular kids to post on his snapchat story. Maybe Kurt was a bit much but how else was one supposed to climb the social pyramid if not somehow proving you were the type of person people wanted around?
As Kurt made his way outside, he saw a group of people in the hot tub with just their underwear on and just completely macking on each other’s face. He was pretty sure that a few of them even swapped partners a few times and for a moment Kurt paused. “To go into the hot tub, or not to go into the hot tub - that is the question.” Kurt thought out loud to himself