Why the fuck are your chocobro tags named after fast food
I don’t have a PS4, so I played FFXV at at friend’s house. (Well, mainly they played to get through the story line fast) At one point, I brought up the body shape of the guys. I was just thinking about how the frick Prompto could swing around a chainsaw and admiring how beefy Gladio was. Well, the thing is, me and my friends have a kind of inside joke when talking about male body shape (which usually comes up because my friend do the draw and we all thristy af). Different kinds of body shapes are like different kinds of meat. For instance, I enjoy me some nice lean meat which is a body shape that’s mainly thin, but still toned. We mainly do this not to objectify, but to conceptualize something that to us is kinda hard to describe. SO we were trying to put words to the chocobros’ body type. We started with Gladio being beef, but like a lot of beef. And honestly, how we got to the final product is even a mystery to me. But somehow they all turned into fast food. So now we reference them by the meat we associate them with because we gotta be discrete losers at school.
In case anyone’s wondering this is what we named them:
Noctis - Jr. Bacon (Older Noct is ‘Not so Jr. Bacon’)
Prompto - Chicken Nugget (Nugget for short)
Gladiolus - Double Whopper (Whopper for short)
Ignis - Crispy Chicken (Crispy for short)
The Chocobros - Value Menu
We tried to come up with a theme for the girls, but we couldn’t really agree on one. Also, we never really got around to the other guys… But nonetheless, it’s just a bit of an inside joke.