me: sometimes I want to talk about the magnetic properties of elements and how it applies to weird paranormal shit that goes down cause of that Hotel in Colorado where freaky unexplainable shit happens. I understand through the funest experiment (I unintentionally produced) that there metal elements and ground soil have more in common than is perceived, though – we’ll say caliche soil – is high in ions and causes metal to rust through oxidation. The experiment I produced was me basically cleaning dust out of my car and getting magnetized and every damn time I touched some part of the car it was equivalent to getting shot.
This isn’t a case of static charge and ‘bzzt’ ow. This was a case of “I’ll carefully play like the whole car is fucking lava and – FUCK DAMNIT AGAIN. SHIT HURTS.”
Back to the Stanley Hotel. Areas of documented/proclaimed high paranormal activity are sometimes attributed to the soil in the area; in this case limestone. Caliche is high in calcium and hard, as is Limestone – both cause hard water. Those are physical properties we can see easily through a short duration of time (erosion of metals) as opposed to a longer duration of time of similar environment and experimental properties. The conclusion, Caliche soil can have high magnetic/electric properties (magnetic being not strong or noteworthy), as proven by the panful experiment; further tests are recurred. Additionally, Limestone is attributed to paranormal activity and must have magnetic/electrical properties, as determined through the chemical makeup of the soil – shared between these two – thus, this soil has high electrical properties wherein images are ‘recorded’ and played back.
someone: How are you so bad at chemistry.