A court case involving an alien? It was a strange thing for the Doctor to have heard of course but the strange is what he always dealt with. UNIT had called him to Los Angeles. It wasn’t something they often did, so he knew they had to have good reason to. Apparently a prosecutor had called them for help on a trial and the Doctor may even be used as an expert witness in the court. UNIT had told them they would send their best man and so that’s why the Doctor was there.
He walked into the room and looked over at the desk. There was a man in a red suit there working. “Hello, I’m the Doctor,” he introduced himself, “UNIT sent me. You must be Prosecutor Edgeworth? I believe you called UNIT for help on a case of some sort you were working on? I’m the expert they sent.”
Klavier wasn’t a fan of guns either. Never had been, and even less since Daryan had used one to kill an Interpol agent. Seeing people using guns mad the prosecutor angry. To him, guns where weapons of cowards.
Thank you.
He took the offered cup and gently moved it in his fingers for a bit before taking a sip. He hardly ever made tea for himself, but he remembered drinking a lot of it when his brother had still been around. Kristoph’s tea had always been perfect. But the tea Miles Edgeworth made was definitely a match to Kristoph’s.
The police is currently out to collect the suspect and bring it to the ward. They’ll inform me when they are on their way back so that I can get ready for interrogation. I sent the gun and some other samples to the forensic team - I’m quite sure we can figure out more about what exactly happened once we have taken fingerprints.
I also have a list of people I want to talk about. People that were close to the victim and people that are close to the suspect. The more we know about their relationship the easier it will be to figure out the whole case.
Send in two (or more) names and I’ll fill all this out about the ship!
(So, since I’ve done this before for me and @valorandgold‘s Miles, this time I’m gonna do it for Canon Maya and @prosecutor-in-chief‘s Miles! We technically filled this out together lol.)
General:
Rate the Ship -
Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? - Probably for the rest of their lives. Neither Miles nor Maya are the type to date frivolously.
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - It took a few weeks for them to start having feelings for each other. They were friends for a good while first, and then after Maya channeled Miles’ father for him, he asked her to dinner for the first time.
How was their first kiss? - Maya initiated their first kiss. Both were cautious, as they hadn’t been exclusive very long. It was enjoyable, though.
Wedding:
Who proposed? - Miles did. He took Maya to New York for a week to celebrate her 30th birthday. After seeing a Broadway show and visiting a late night cafe, he proposes to her on their way back to the hotel. She said yes, of course.
Who is the best man/men? - In a traditional Japanese wedding, there is no best man.
Who is the bridesmaid(s)? - Same with bridesmaids, there are none. Only the family, the bride and groom, and the priest are involved in the processional.
Who did the most planning? - They both did an equal amount of planning, mostly regarding the guest list. Shinto weddings are pretty straightforward and very traditional.
Who stressed the most? - Neither of them did. Probably Maya a little bit, but more out of nerves than anything.
How fancy was the ceremony? -
Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - They chose to have a very quiet, traditional ceremony. It wasn’t that they didn’t want to invite all of their friends, it just seemed more Miles and Maya to keep it traditional. They invited Larry, Gumshoe, Maggey, Franziska, Pearl, and Phoenix (in a world where he and Maya were never involved romantically).
Sex:
Who is on top? - It depends on the mood. Sometimes, Maya likes to be coy and playful and will be on top, but other times it’s the other way around. It just...depends.
Who is the one to instigate things? - Again, it depends. Both of them will instigate things when the mood strikes. Miles is very smooth when he instigates, while Maya is very coy about it. She’ll wear something sexy or be very cuddly when she wants it.
How healthy is their sex life? -
Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? -
Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? - Since they were both very inexperienced when they got together, it gets longer with the more experience they get. It also depends on what they have time for. If they have an evening to themselves, maybe a couple hours? It really depends.
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Absolutely. They are very conscious of each other’s needs. They are also very sensitive and loving towards each other, even if Miles has a little trouble expressing it at first.
How rough are they in bed? -
Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
(It depends on the mood, but anywhere between 4 and 6)
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? -
No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
(In public they are much more subdued than they are in private. Maya is very cuddly and she likes holding Miles’ hand or his arm. At home, they’ll cuddle on the couch and stuff.)
Children:
How many children will they have naturally? - They only planned to have one. Maya needed an heir, after all. Their first child is a girl named Madeline (Maya calls her Mads or Maddy), and their second is a boy named Malcolm Gregory.
How many children will they adopt? - None. They considered adoption when they were struggling to have a baby in the first place, but then Maya got pregnant and they didn’t need to adopt anymore.
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Maya does. She’s the one staying home with the kids most of the time. She didn’t want parenthood to affect Miles’ career. But when he gets home, she gets a break and he takes over.
Who is the stricter parent? - Definitely Miles. But he doesn’t overdo it. He’s not mean or anything. Someone has to be the strict parent and it’s totally not Maya. She’s too soft.
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Both Maya and Miles do. They’re very protective of their children, but not overbearing.
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - They trade off. Whoever is up first or done with their morning routine first. Once a week, Miles comes to the school and takes his kids out to lunch. It’s good for him to get out of the office, and the kids love to spend time with their dad. If Maya is in the city, she comes with them.
Who is the more loved parent? - Both kids love both of their parents, but Madeline prefers her dad and Malcolm prefers his mom. Maya is the more nurturing parent by nature. It’s just her personality. Not that Miles isn’t, he’s just not very emotive. But he makes sure that his kids know that he loves them.
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings- Miles, probably. He lives and works in the city, so attending a PTA meeting would be easier for him.
Who cried the most at graduation? - Maya did. Her babies are all grown up!
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Ahahahahaha. Miles.
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking? - Miles and Maya like to cook together. Since they already have limited time together thanks to their jobs, making dinner together is a way for them to really catch up on the day and spend some time together.
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Neither Miles nor Maya are very picky when it comes to their food. If you include the kids, it’s definitely Madeline. She is very picky, which is odd to Maya.
Who does the grocery shopping? - Again, Miles and Maya like to shop together. Grocery shopping is one of Maya’s favorite activities because it reminds her of a time when Mia was still alive. Miles has no opinion about grocery shopping, but he started planning his trips around Maya’s availability and they always go together now.
How often do they bake desserts? - Mostly for special occasions like birthdays and holidays. Maya likes baking, but she’s not great at it.
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Maya is a meat eater, Miles is a salad eater. But both of them will eat both things. Again, not picky.
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Maya, for sure. Miles got in a habit of cooking for himself, so he doesn’t go out very often. But they’ll go out for special occasions and stuff.
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking? - The kids.
Chores:
Who cleans the room? - It depends on the room and who made the mess. They share the responsibilities because it is not a woman’s job to clean the house, it is an ADULT’s job to clean the house. But the kids have to clean up their own rooms.
Who is really against chores? - Maya, but she does them anyway.
Who cleans up after the pets? - Before they have kids, cleaning up after Miso is a shared responsibility between the two of them. After the kids reach a certain age, cleaning up after Miso is their responsibility but Miles and Maya will still do it sometimes anyway.
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Maya.
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Miles has this way of lowkey stressing out about things like this. He’s not freaking out all over the place, but you can tell that he’s stressed. He just kinda mumbles to himself and makes a lot of lists.
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Maya, and boy does she brag about it.
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Maya. Miles is just more efficient when comes to this kind of thing, but sometimes they’ll take a while together.
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - If they had a dog, Miles would take it with him on his morning jog. But they don’t so this is irrelevant.
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Not very often. Miles will change his table linens for the season. However; he went without celebrating Christmas for so long that he doesn’t really think about it anymore. After he and Maya get together, they pick out a Christmas tree for his house together and maybe hang a wreath on the door. Once the kids are born, all bets are off. Especially at Halloween.
What are their goals for the relationship? - Longevity, trust, honesty, understanding, perseverance, friendship. Basically, they will most likely be married until they die. That’s the kind of relationship they want.
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Both Maya and Miles are early risers, it’s just their routines. But if they get the opportunity to sleep in, Maya would be the one to do it. She might try to keep Miles there with her.
Who plays the most pranks? - Again, neither. Although, Maya does like to play the occasional prank. Not that Miles likes it when she does.
Steel Samurai Con (closed with prosecutor-in-chief)
@prosecutor-in-chief
It was Maya’s favorite event of the year. She had been looking forward to it for months, ever since it was announced. Steel Samurai Con! A gathering of people from all over the country, coming together to celebrate their love of all things Steel Samurai. The convention was to take place over the entire weekend, however, Maya could only attend for one day, thanks to her responsibilities in the village. Oh well, one day was more than enough for her to get some collectibles, autographs, and sit in on some panels about the reboot of the show that was coming soon.
She was wandering around the vendor hall, wearing a “Pink Princess” t-shirt, jeans, and her convention pass around her neck on a lanyard. In her hands were a few bags of memorabilia, including some buttons for her bag, an Evil Magistrate plushie, and a new Nickel Samurai figure with 30 points of articulation! (She was the most excited about that one).
Just as she was deciding on where she wanted to get some food, she spotted a familiar face in the crowd. What is he doing here?
“Mr. Edgeworth? Is that you?” Maya called out to the familiar figure.
A relieved sigh left his lips when Edgeworth called him by his name. Good, the prosecutor did recognize him. That meant he shouldn’t have any head injuries.
Still, Klavier looked away from the man on the floor for a moment, looking at the door, hoping for the EMT’s to arrive fast, to make sure Edgeworth wasn’t seriously injured.
Everything had been happening too fast. He had known that Edgeworth was in his office, had heard others talk about him, being in LA for a while. He had heard that Edgeworth had lots of work to do and that he probably had to stay late again.
Klavier wanted to drop over for a moment when he was on his way out to say hello, but instead of being greeted by the older prosecutor he was greeted by loud noises.
Klavier had been bursting into the office, right into a masked person assaulting Edgeworth. But before he could have done anything the masked person had disappeared.
“Nein, no one was injured. Only you.” He let out a deep sigh. “The police is already trying to secure the Prosecutor’s Office and get a hold on them. We have to wait for the paramedic to arrive and take care of you. You need to get checked.”
As much as he dislikes being the harbinger of bad news, difficulties arising during an investigation hardly constitutes a rarity, and although he much prefers to deal with such matters on his own, this particular problem has stunted the progress of his case to a degree that’s necessitating help from outside the Police Department. So here he is; barging into Chief Prosecutor Edgeworth’s office ( albeit he did have the decency to announce his arrival with a knock beforehand ). “Oh, I’m aware,” he replies with an equally as wry smile as he makes his way towards one of the couches. “Hope you’re prepared for crazy too ‘cause that’s the exact kinda news I got for you.” Which is the detective’s way of asking for some patience, really.
Usually not one to linger long, Ray figures he might as well take a seat as offered, considering the oddity of the request that lies atop his tongue — but before that there are explanations to be given. Sitting down on the magenta cushions, he slides a forensic report onto the table in front of him and assumes a casual position, although such nonchalance isn’t mirrored on his countenance. “Lemme try to make it short: I’m here ‘cause of my latest case. It’s a cut n’ dried homicide, honestly. All case details clear, perpetrator identified.” He pauses for a moment. “Or so I thought. Trouble is, all of the killer’s DNA evidence found at the crime scene was identified as belongin’ to a guy who died three weeks ago — for a murder that took place yesterday.”
Larry wiped his forehead and stepped back to admire his work. Set design was a lot of painstaking work, but boy was it worth it when it came together! All that was left to do for the day was to tidy up.
In his distraction he failed to notice the other person standing behind the dimming stage, and as he turned to exit he consequently crashed into the figure, dropping his armful of paintbrushes and various other supplies in the process. Of course this was entirely his fault, he knew that, but this person couldn’t know that!
“Hey! What’s the big idea? Dontcha know better than to stand where people are walking?”
