#prospecthills

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Haha. So "funny" I forgot to laugh. I don't know who the cartoonist is that came up with this crap for NEW YORK magazine but remind me to kick him in the balls. It's not accurate. Although robberies have held steady, aggravated assaults are way down over the past year.

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If you discover a secret passage (like this one) under your building, DO NOT go see where it leads. Trust me.

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Old pic of me wandering through vacant apartments. Back then the occupancy rate at the Lenore was like 40%.

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If small businesses want to stay competitive against national chains, they need to adapt to the needs of their changing (ie Gentrifying) neighborhoods. Yes, people... Prospect Hills is gentrifying, whether you like it or not. More young professionals are moving in, they have jobs in the city and aren't going to wait until the owner of the hardware store decides he wants to roll out of bed and open up shop. They'll just buy elsewhere. Mom and pop stores are great and I want to support them...but having store hours of 11am to 5pm is lame. Fun fact: you actually have to be open in order to make money. Pssst, Home Depot I can show you some lots in a part of the City that has flabby competition like the business pictures above.

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So...anyone know why a tunnel is being dug night after night in this basement on Freely Street?

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In Spanish it says "Live your life in such a way that when your feet touch the ground in the morning, the devil freaks out and says 'Craaaaap, that tough bitch just woke up!!'"

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Another attempted break in at one of my buildings. Thanks a lot asshole! Can’t you see the window has BARS on it?!!!

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McGruff scaring the kids of Prospect Hills straight. You tell em', dawg! Tell em to take a bite outta crime!