Who Left This Body Here? [Archive]
He’s just going to lay down and DIE.
Oh, woops, haha. There’s a body. He’s gotta stop tripping over corpses.
❝ Did you just KICK me?! ❞
Because that felt very purposeful!
❝ Oh… its still alive. Sorry ‘bout that! ❞
Lavi that is not how you respond to someone you just tripped over, even if you thought they were dead.
What a way to add insult to injury! Quite literally –
❝ Gonna be honest… I was half-ready to sprint away from a zombie before y'spoke… an’ I’m pretty sure zombies don't really have a gender so… ❞
❝ But I’m NOT a zombie am I?! ❞
❝ Well I didn’t KNOW that, did I? ❞