#protector sausage

[foxxology]

thinking about the moment in sausaged new episode where he says he actually recognises ren from somewhere

and how ren came out of a long dead king’s grave across from one marked with mythicalsausage

....... I AM ONCE AGAIN SAYING THAT EMPIRES REN COULDVE BEEN THE KING THAT SAUSAGE IS RUNNING FROM

[empiressheadcanons]

every time sausage sees pearl he’s super awkward because WOW?? that’s like?? SANTA PERLA?? GOD?? then one day pearl pulls him aside and asks “sausage? you okay, mate?” and he just doesn’t know what to do

should i write this

[foxxology]

Madre De Girasole

[empiressheadcanons]

Oli, when first washed up on Sanctuary, woke up next to Eddie and assumed the two of them had done it the night before, due to Eddie’s slight nudity.

However, Eddie actually just sleeps shirtless and all that happened was Oli tried to hit on Eddie then promptly passed out before anything could happen.

Sausage doesn’t have the heart to tell Oli.

[empiressheadcanons]

Sausage of Sanctuary can speak multiple languages

He learned for everyone in Sanctuary who doesn’t speak Common or Spanish