#protector talks

[viscious-protector]

sooooo are you still rescuing purrloins from trees and getting old lady's groceries or are you making progress with your "fighting villains" daydream?

The uh

former

yeah. I've been looking for that muscle freak but I genuinely cannot find that guy. This shitty weather isn't helping either I fucking hate this coat I look ridiculous

[viscious-protector]

why can't you just morph into a Goo Glider

One of Us is too Heavy

What the fuck man.

[viscious-protector]

what's with this whole charade, Okadon? is this really what you're doing with your life?

[ASK DELETED]

"Who the fuck figured it out."

You were Not playing it Safe enough.

"It's no problem, if they come after us-" I do not Care if they Come after Us.

Think of Who we have interacted With, both Me and You.

[viscious-protector]

so what's your wife think about the goo

[ask deleted]

You need to Be Better on Internet Security

They don't actually know about her jackass.

We cannot Protect this City And Her. We cannot Let them Know.

[viscious-protector]

what's with the jeans goo boy

You Fuckers keep looking only one person is allowed to look, Me.

[viscious-protector]

so like is the ass authentic or is it from the goo

You should delete this one

I should

But We know the Answer

DONT

[viscious-protector]

no no, this is the other side of the family, not the grimshaws. ironically the grimshaws seem more lame despite the epic lastname

I don't know who the other side is.

I have an idea

[viscious-protector]

:)

"hey."

"Hey Mary, yeah sorry sorry for missing your calls. I had been, y'know, uh, working."

"yeah. . . Are uh, are you two doing okay?"

"uh. Us, um yeah uh yeah. We're doing good. Just, y'know. Making it work."

"I'm sorry for how I reacted."

"No no it's, I had been lying to you, for too long. I'm sorry I didn't tell you sooner."

"Okadon, it wasn't right for me to kick you two out on the street."

"-Hey! I can fend for myself! I'm not a puppy!"

"you're such a puppy. . . Do you two want to come home?"

"us, two?"

"Well, yeah, it sounds like your little buddy is stuck with you. So we might as well get to know each other over dinner."

"I would like that. Missss."

"Well that sounds like my Oaky but doesn't sound like him."

"Protector"

"Cute, you're invited to dinner too Protector."

"We will be there!"

End of call.