#viscious talks

[viscious-protector]

You're a pretty lousy superhero, yknow that?

That's only cause nothin' fuckin happens here, I'm always helping people cross the street or pickin up heavy shit like trucks that tipped over, I haven't gotten to fight an actual supervillain in almost a year!!

[viscious-protector]

Good job doing Jack shit for the search

Search, what do you mean?

Fuckin, I didn't lose shit

[viscious-protector]

Who were the criminals?

Well one was that uh cop guy not really my kind of thing not a big fan of cops, but there as a FUCKING suPERVILLAIN in the same area and it was the SAME one with the scary ice pokemon I had never seen before. the one I was fighting a couple of months ago.

[viscious-protector]

my god you're pathetic

No??

I'm like, a big fuckin powerful guy, I can pick up cars and shit, I can throw poison globs. Who the fuck do you think you're talking to?

[viscious-protector]

Heard of anything new on your side of the pond?

Been trying to look for that Pathogen guy but fuuuck I forgot I have to do normal superhero deeds like give people directions or help some guy with his flat tire. I only hear of bank robberies HOURS after they happened.

Though there is a lady with a meowstic and she made me a very nice pumpkin goulash, helped move some heavy tables in her cafe

[viscious-protector]

hey idiot how's it going? your polycule going well?

We are not a Porygon, We are a Goodra

That doesn't sa

We are not whatever pokemon that iss

[viscious-protector]

Are you a cop

No I'm Unovas very own superhero!

Though, there haven't exactly been any super crimes to stop, I mostly just slip on ice and help people cross the street

[viscious-protector]

sooooo are you still rescuing purrloins from trees and getting old lady's groceries or are you making progress with your "fighting villains" daydream?

The uh

former

yeah. I've been looking for that muscle freak but I genuinely cannot find that guy. This shitty weather isn't helping either I fucking hate this coat I look ridiculous