#protestant-knight

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protestant-knight replied to your post: I know it might be weird to some people, but as...

… THAT’S A GOOD POINT.

I've been thinking that for months, but seeing this episode and these scenes again was just like Oh Come ON... like "I can cut any fire" and then I hear a shipper voice in my head going 'ORLY' 'Sanji can get pretty- hot- Sir...'

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by determination of throwing a bouncy-ball at my poster and seeing who it hits: Zoro. 8u

QUIT HITTING THE BABIES DX

Actually Zoro is probably one of the few characters I actually have a notp for.

OTP: Sanji, of courseBroTP: Nami, Chopper, or LuffyOT3: Monster Trio or ZoSanUso, I love both equally really (zosanuso fics are hot though omfg. I can't read zolusan because it's impossible for me to read zolu without feeling uncomfortable)NoTP: ZoNa, because I see them as drinking buddies/brother and sister only. It’s actually only recently that I was able to look at fanart of it without feeling queasy, but now it’s like ZoLu for me because I can see some of the fluffy stuff and be like awwww because I’m choosing to look at it like brotp fanart.

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protestant-knight replied to your post: hitman reborn. uvu THAT WAS FIVE.

I COULDNT LIMIT IT TO JUST THREE FUCK

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protestant-knight replied to your post: >.>

wait. what. i read all those tags and I just. what. i like pairings where they can switch positions. WHY WOULD SOMEONE COMPLAIN ABOUT THAT it just means more cute shit.

I know man, that's why I was so upset.

They were mad because I tag SanZo stuff with ZoSan as well.

I mainly do that so that people who just follow the zosan tag can find them too, but it shouldn't be a big deal because it's the same pairing. I canNOT see that relationship having a concrete top or bottom, and there have been so many rants that we've put up over the years about that way of thinking that I just decided to kinda pass over it.

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protestant-knight replied to your post: So I just saviored a bunch of the main Homestuck names and stuff

O-OOPS. I NEVER TAG ANYTHING. I’LL TRY AND REMEMBER THAT FOR YOU ;u;

Well, it wasn't you actually, but thank you TT^TT

Sometimes I get on here and it's like SOLID WALL OF TROLL PORN

and I'm just sitting here like "but, I don't want to see the bulge-fest..."

and it's like my dash is saying TOO BAD BULGE-CITY BULGE-TOPIA YOU CANNOT ESCAAAAPE

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Oh well, I was writing a little something for Mattie earlier as an example

Since she's writing her fic and wasn't sure about a couch scene. It didn't really go anywhere after this, but I figured I'd post it since I haven't posted anything smutty lately (other than that drabble for frobin week which still had zero smut) It's really short and just sorta ends abruptly, but here ya go:

As soon as the door closed behind them, Zoro was tugging at the blonde’s vest and maneuvering him toward the cream-colored chaise on the east wall.

“You damn moss, be careful, these are expensive,” Sanji protested quietly as Zoro laid an open-mouthed siege along the pale skin that was slowly being exposed.

He let his legs give as the chair’s frame hit the backs of his knees, the arms he’d snaked around Zoro’s neck dragging the other man down with him. He let his shirt fall from his shoulders as his lover nudged the material down his arms and tossed it aside.

“Watch it, numbnuts, I said-”

Zoro kissed the argument from his mind, a tortuous tongue invading and drawing a soft moan from him as his hands tangled in the green hair.

The larger man hovered above him, his dark eyes staring hungrily down upon the blonde, “If you don’t want me to rip them off, you better help you shitty barkeep…”

Sanji smirked up at him, his hands already on the other man’s belt.

They shed the remaining articles from their bodies with about as little fuss as they could manage, “You’re paying for that you shitty bastard,” and Sanji found himself in Zoro’s lap as the security head jacked their swollen erections between them. The blonde ran his hands over the caramel planes of the other man’s back, rubbing teasing the fine hairs at the nape of his neck as he tongued the gold in Zoro’s ear. Sanji laughed softly at the shudder in the green-haired man’s breath when he nibbled on the adorned lobe.

“Raise your hips,” he said with all the subtly of a blasted

Tommy gun.

“I’m not ready yet asshole.”

“Then let me get you ready…”

Sanji scoffed but rose up on his knees a little, hissing as he felt a fingertip trail down his spine and into the cleft, circling agonizingly slow around the puckered skin.

“You are not doing this dry!”

Zoro quirked an angular brow at him, smirking like the blonde had given him a prime opportunity for mischief, “Then you better get to work dart-brow.”

He drew the hand back, wiggling the digits in Sanji’s face as they came into his gaze. The bartender glowered at him, but the light squeezing around his base prompted him to get a move on.

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and that was what I had (it's just a little bit more than what I showed you originally Mattie... but I got distracted again OTL )

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protestant-knight replied to your post: I CAN'T FUCKIN' BREATHE

WOMAN I AM GOING TO WRITE SO MUCH OF THIS SHIT BECAUSE OF YOU I HOPE YOUR HAPPY JESUSU.

partialnerdity replied to your post: I CAN'T FUCKIN' BREATHE

OH MY GOD YES PERFECT

I'M STILL NOT OVER THIS I'M CRYING

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protestant-knight replied to your post: What is your sexuality

that is the most accurate thing i think anyone has ever said.

I put it in me and it leaves me satisfied