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blaseball refence in bio? 👀
yep lol! i actually ran the kcbm twt for most of blaseball’s existence and was a team captain. I was also affectionately known as THE breath mint on tumblr to many for a while. So yes, blb reference in bio, thank you for recognizing!
Yo I didn't know you were into les mis!
LOL oh my god. ohhh my god. i just. look. this is a perfectly normal ask to receive and thank you for sending it and you have done nothing wrong but. just me knowing the history of my blog and knowing that i am STILL "the les mis mutual" to SEVERAL of my mutuals that i have had since my musical phase. jesus i feel old. again this isnt a bad thing! but wow really puts things into perspective!
but yes, i am into les mis. one could even say that i have been into les mis for nearly 9 years now. les mis was in all honesty probably my first big fandom (that i posted about on tumblr) and the thing i was KNOWN for for many many years. it was a monumentous occasion when the aa tag on my blog surpassed BOTH les mis tags i used (bc i used both. and for the longest tagged every post meticulously so i could keep track of things- whoopsies!) ive never changed my blog title and i likely never will. i never actually made les mis content but i was there for every moment of peak les mis fandom and can recall it with painstakingly accurate memory. yes. i am into les mis. please talk to me about it 😭
hi here’s your blaseball update idk how much you know so we’ll go basic
it’s fall ball! every friday each team gains a random new player falling from the sky
today in addition to the new players, 24 field positions fell to a team labeled “the field” - those are the things listed in woosh’s post. some of them are baseball positions! many of them are not
parker tweeted out a 6x6 grid blaseball diamond… thing… that people are assuming is the field. we do not know what positions are where on the grid
pitchers didn’t fall onto the field. parker can you hear me where are the pitchers
anyways that’s what’s up hope this helps!
fascinating. thank you as always for your service.
for the domesticity meme thing, can you do lang/wright/edgeworth?
YEAH OK
big spoon/little spoon: miles is not the big spoon. otherwise, its really dependant on the day
favorite non-sexual activity: going on trips, honestly. i think they like to travel places together or go on little mini "adventures" with each other and just. spending quality time together
who uses all the hot water:
most trivial thing they fight over: the stepladder thing but imagine that for like, a singular stepstool in their shared home. it's pretty heated.
what has a season pass on their dvr/who controls the netflix queue: miles owns it and insists he should control it because he has good taste until the other two complain that that isn't fair and they also want to watch things that aren't the steel samurai, to which he concedes
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: phoenix, because miles isn't allowed to and lang isn't home THAT often due to work. he's pretty friendly with them honestly, there's quite a few accidents that happen around the house between general unluckiness and uh. magician child.
who steals the blankets: miles because he likes being cozy <3
who leaves their stuff around: whenever lang leaves to work on a case he always leaves something behind. sometimes its intentional, sometimes it's literally his jacket.
who remembers to buy the milk: phoenix he's a dad who's used to having to remember long grocery lists of things his kid wants/needs
who remembers anniversaries: miles he is a Closet Romantic and knows that they like it when he shows little affections like that
Who cooks normally? you think miles edgeworth cooks? thats funny. he's a rich boy whos had an enormous salary his whole adult life he ordered takeout almost exclusively for years. phoenix CAN cook, but it's mostly survival meals and meals that children will also eat. LANG, on the other hand, can and DOES cook often and he's quite good at it.
How often do they fight? every time they see each other are you kidding me. its usually miles who does all the fighting. the others are just messing with him
What do they do when they’re away from each other?
Nicknames for each other? you just KNOW that lang comes up with stupid nicknames for the two of them. phoenix always tries to one up him. miles wonders how he got here (exasperated) (lovingly)
Who is more likely to pay for dinner? miles and lang fight over who pays for dinner. phoenix just sits there theres no way he'd ever pay for dinner when those two are so passionate about it are you kidding me
Who made the first move? lang, unsurprisingly.
Who started the relationship? miles, accidentally. he and phoenix were just going out to dinner with lang so he could introduce his boyfriend to his friend (who he, admittedly, had been kind of into at one point) and they got along great. miles said something that he thought was a normal person statement that was. misinterpreted by the other two as "i am interested in both of you, romantically" and they just started talking about their next date. miles wasnt OPPOSED but he asked how this happened on that next date and they both looked at him confused like ??? you suggested this??? and he has to take a moment to reevaluate what he said
Who cusses more? phoenix. he's a dad but that just means hes got a lot of pent up swearing from the years he didnt let himself curse
What would they do if the other was hurt? every single one of them calls in every favor from every person they know and are incredibly dramatic about it. even when the person in question insists they're fine
Send me a pairing and i'll do this thing for them!
domesticity meme w/ leacheddie??
oh... THE married people... yeah ok here we go
big spoon/little spoon: leach obviously. she's 6'9 eddie is like, normal people height
favorite non-sexual activity: driving. they race down the highway. this is not safe. when they race eddie usually flies. but also they DO ride together on leach's motorcycle
who uses all the hot water: yeah that's also leach but she doesnt shower THAT often (lich things) so its usually not that much of a problem
most trivial thing they fight over: whether or not its healthy to drink mountain dew all the time. this USED to be a fight about monster energy, but eddie won that one too many times and now she only drinks monster for special occasions (or when she's upset. or when he can't see her)
who does most of the cleaning: eddie definitely does, he loves his wife but she is really not the cleanest person by FAR. not that he minds that much
what has a season pass on their dvr/who controls the netflix queue: neither they pirate. but in terms of picking movies and stuff eddie because leach insists that she doesn't care but really she just wants to hear him talk about the things that he likes
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: if they don't call hewitt first, it's eddie but only because last time leach did it she almost got sued
who steals the blankets: eddie <3 he is small (in comparison) but he likes to be cozy <3
who leaves their stuff around: honestly? both of them. like, leach obviously but shes just like that EVERYWHERE. eddie is the one who actively gets things lost and she has to help him find it
who remembers to buy the milk: yeah also ed i mean im sure leach tries sometimes but she shows up with like... milk from 7/11...
who remembers anniversaries: LEACH. she might not look it but shes the biggest sap she never gets up early but she ALWAYS does on their anniversary. every single one of them. and theres a LOT of anniversaries bc theyre the type of couple that celebrates like, the day they fist kissed the day they had their first date their engagement etc etc
Who cooks normally? Eddie because last time leach tried to cook lets just say. it did not end well. he said it tasted good anyways and he genuinely believed it at the time. the power of love? i guess?
How often do they fight? almost never. when they do its resolved pretty quickly only because they seem to communicate silently since they've been doing this for like, forever
What do they do when they’re away from each other? Eddie embroiders and other stitch craft type things, Leach just sort of. hangs around empty places and fucks around for fun which gives her a Reputation around kc
Nicknames for each other? leach calls him Ed, but other than that not really
Who is more likely to pay for dinner? Eddie because if leach had her way they'd dine and dash every time after slipping cash to the waiter
What would they get each other for gifts? both things that are deeply personal and meaningful that they hold onto forever and reference things that have happened to them in their many lives and also like. here's a craft i made at the kids center and an acorn that reminded me of you. these also all get saved.
Who kissed who first? eddie <3 leach mightve done everything else first but he beat her to this one
Who remembers things? eddie usually but for some VERY specific things leach's mind is like a steel trap
Who started the relationship? leach but like, eddie didn't realize they were dating for WEEKS.
Who cusses more? leach obviously. but eddie curses WAY more than people expect him to
What would they do if the other was hurt? well. eddie dies in canon. i wrote a whole fic about that. but on a more minor scale leach fusses over him to no end, eddie does it too but WAY less than she does when he's hurt
Send me a pairing and i'll do this thing for them!
Gameses for the domesticity meme 💖
ty bestie for catering to my need to talk abt the gameses all the time
big spoon/little spoon: the do NOT touch when they fall asleep and they INSIST on not touching when they HAVE to sleep in the same bed... but they always wake up with dickson's arms around cornelius
favorite non-sexual activity: arguing heisting together. they love the thrill of the heist and also sigh. competing with each other so see who can get to the thing they're trying to steal first. but they work REMARKABLY well together and barely even have to speak when they're out on a job because they just Know each other that well
who uses all the hot water: Richardson and he has no shame about it
most trivial thing they fight over: when you're a couple that fights about everything, everything is trivial. but definitely what their best heist was.
who does most of the cleaning: Dix definitely does, like Corn isn't exactly MESSY and he does try to keep things pretty neat just in general because that's what he does but Dix ENJOYS just. vacuum sweep dust mop cleaning the windows type of spotless housework. also they're a freak who changes the sheets every week without fail
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: Cornelius because he's not just gonna sit around and wait for things to fix themselves he has to actually Do something
who steals the blankets: Dickson. he's a priss who pouts if they aren't warm enough.
who leaves their stuff around: surprisingly? it's corn. he's definitely way more put together but he just. leaves things places because he knows he'll get back to them eventually.
who remembers to buy the milk: Cornelius. Dix might be the one who does MOST of the home stuff but like Corn is the only one who bothers to check if they still HAVE milk before they start cooking
who remembers anniversaries: CORNELIUS.... he's such a sap about them too like. he's a romantic at heart because he really does just believe in the healing power of queer love and by god has he been denied of it for SO LONG. like he and dix didnt have ANY of this for 40 fucking years and he is going to make a BIG FUCKING DEAL about it for the rest of eternity
Who cooks normally? Richardson for sure. He enjoys it, and sometimes they ALLOW corn to help because frankly they are a nightmare to work with in the kitchen and so very controlling, but on the rare occasion that corn is permitted to help he's very helpful. mostly with making sure things don't get lost, and cutting things up.
How often do they fight? Literally all the time and about EVERYTHING. no couple has ever fought more oh my god. maybe a better question is when DON'T they fight, to which the answer is when someone's taken the last thing they were fighting about too far, or when someone gets hurt.
What do they do when they’re away from each other? well, they basically spent 40+ years "away" from each other, so they've had a lot of time away
Who is more likely to pay for dinner? it's a competition to see who can flag down the server first and get the bill. there is actual fighting involved sometimes, and more than one instance of storming out of a restaurant. they are banned from over 30 restaurants in Charleston.
Who made the first move? Cornelius- when he was younger he had that certain kind of swagger and confidence that rightfully pissed Dix off, and they definitely didn't say NO but they can't believe he got them to go on a date because they LOST the bet on which one of them would get to [insert thing they were stealing] first. They were planning on WINNING and asking him out anyways, he is devastated by his cringe loss.
Who kissed who first? Dickson, to get back at Corn for being the one to make the first move.
Who cusses more? Richardson hands down. Cornelius doesn't curse that much out of SPITE.
What would they do if the other was hurt? Avoid the other person. Like, they do NOT have healthy ways of interacting with each other when the other person gets hurt at ALL and 50 years of blaseball has proven that. It usually starts with the person who gets hurt self isolating, the other one not knowing how to reach them and deal with it and ends up lashing out in public (usually at practice or a game), them getting into a fight, them going back to their separate homes and being upset and sad for the next several months minimum. this is how it's been for decades. they are ATTEMPTING to change that, there is some success. they're trying to "communicate" and "talk to each other" and "not run away from their feelings" or whatever. it's harder than it looks but by god are they stubborn.
Send me a pairing and I'll do this thing for them!
WHAT IS BLASEBALL PLS
this was sent in a couple weeks ago but i thought it'd be worth answering anyways!
blaseball is a free browser based horror baseball simulator where the players are lines of code and at the fans mercy. you choose a favorite team with names ranging anywhere from the dallas steaks to the kansas city breath mints and root for them to win in the playoffs. fans bet on games and attempt to earn votes so they can participate in elections and win blessings and wills to improve their team.
but horror, you say? how could a game that looks like this possibly be horror?
well, the thing is- players can definitely die. they can get incinerated or their blood can get drained or they could be eaten by consumers (sharks) or swallowed by a black hole or many many other terrible things. imagine playing the same game for forty years and watching all your friends die and get traded around you while you're on the same exact team never moving- that's happened to at least one player in the game! the narrative allows for some truly devastating storylines and characters, and it's interesting to be apart of. play must never stop, blaseball is always going. except for now, where blaseball is on what is looking to be a year long hiatus (starting last august). we just came off of a series of mini sets of blaseball universes with entirely new players.
the other key thing about blaseball is fan involvement in the game. while the things that are voted on directly impact the league at large and therefore the overall story of the game, the players- who, as i've briefly mentioned, are truly just lines of code and a name and some stats- are all constructed by fans and the lore is collaboratively created by people on the teams they belong to, usually discussed on the official blaseball discord. there is also a blaseball wiki that fans collaboratively contribute to and build upon.
overall, it's just a fun time killer and community to be apart of. it isn't without it's problems, but i've been playing for nearly two years now and it's been a wild ride seeing how the plot and the game has developed. the rich fan community (both artists and writers and just any type of participant) has been really influential on me and how i engage with things, and that's also been fun to watch. so join the game! or dont, its a bit of a weird time to join right now. but that's the most basic explanation of it that i can give without going too overboard
i 100% believe miles comes out on tumblr like after rise of the ashes or something and everyone rejoices (this headcanon is sheer fucking gold btw)
Oh dear you’ve activated my trap card for this hc get ready for this because i definitely agree that Miles coming out is CELEBRATED on tumblr however it’s a LONG journey before he gets there. Before I get into it though there is a cw for briefly talking about suicide so please be mindful of that! It’s mostly in the context of the note post RFTA and people speculating what happened to Miles in his disappearance from tumblr, but I do talk about it so.
Ok here we go
