Nov 21, 2013
Karkat/Jade, first kiss
It is nothing like what you’ve read- Jade kisses like an overenthusiastic puppy, which when combined with your complete lack of experience, does nothing but make your teeth clack together painfully(and how could they not, when she has those choppers); . You feel your face flushing hot with shame as Jade pulls back, giggling and rubbing her mouth. She’s going to laugh at you and walk away, this was stupid, this was so stupid, past you is a moron and- ”Try again?” She asks.
That… was not what you were expecting.
Your name is Karkat Vantas and your first kiss with Jade Harley is nothing to write home about.
The ones after that, though, are exponentially better.