[2:07:59 AM] Choco: Jade says "This snapper is not leaving until you smile, Mister Grumpy Pants!"
"Harley you have got to be fucking shitting me-"
"Nnnooope! C'mon, fuckass, smile for me!"
"You know I've got my own goddamn dragon I can ride-"
"Your dragon has a torn wing membrane and isn't going anywhere until he's healed. Now where's that smile~?"
You sigh and force a grin that would probably make small children cry and fuzzy animals flee in terror, but Jade laughs and claps her hands together and the lumbering white dragon you're sitting on finally moves.













