stupid thing i keep forgetting to post now that chapter 3 of gilbert and nikola's epic cocaine adventures is out
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stupid thing i keep forgetting to post now that chapter 3 of gilbert and nikola's epic cocaine adventures is out
id give my life and soul for prussia x bulgaria smiley face heart emoji heart emoji heart emoji
idk what prussias looking so happy for or maybe i do know 🥺
my evil hot take is that you can tell someone's political views or traits based on bulgaria ships, especially if they're bulgarian
bulgaria x romania = basic. or a vampire fan. or an edgelord if 1913 is taken into consideration
bulgaria x greece (modern days) = someone who wants to be different, or who had many holidays in greece
bulgaria x byzantine = history nerd and edgelord
bulgaria x serbia = someone who wants to be different, or an edgelord if history is taken into consideration
bulgaria x turkey = edgelord. but I've also seen turks from bulgaria who ship it in a non-edgy way
bulgaria x russia = russophile (if bulgarian). these types usually demonize turkey. or u just like the romanticism of someone saving someone else. probably not aware of russian politics towards bulgaria. or an edgelord, if aware. or ur a fetishist who played hetaho.
bulgaria x prussia = history nerd who knows bulgaria used to be called the prussia of the balkans
bulgaria x macedonia = weirdooooooo
bulgaria x cuman = bulgarian history nerd who does a lot of research
bulgaria x pecheneg = bulgarian history nerd who doesn't do that much research
bulgaria x anyone else = idk you have your reason I guess. maybe you do your research. also you're individualistic, not going with the majority who ships robul
bulgaria x yogurt = ur one of the few that I rizzed with my weird fanfics and asks. be like me guys. stop being petty pedantic toxic weirdos who live vicariously through characters and who haven't touched yet alone seen grass for ages. this shit isn't that serious ffs.
~ Mod Pelutze
*looks to the right*
self indulgent doodles of shitfaced prubul & hunting robul from chapter 3 of malaise
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Hetalia (Anime & Manga) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Bulgaria/Prussia (Hetalia), Bulgaria/Romania (Hetalia) Characters: Bulgaria (Hetalia), Prussia (Hetalia), Romania (Hetalia), Denmark (Hetalia) Additional Tags: Uniform Kink, Blow Jobs, Semi-Public Sex, Hook-Up, Fuckbuddies, Anal Fingering, Caught, Anal Sex, Bottom Prussia (Hetalia), Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, established/background robul, Body Worship Summary:
"You fucking tease," Gilbert said when they pulled away for air, tightly gripping the front of Nikola's uniform.
(Or: after being released from a world meeting, Prussia and Bulgaria hook up in a spare room.)
prussia undiagnosed autism x bulgaria unmedicated bipolar disorder nobody is surviving
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Hetalia (Anime & Manga) Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Bulgaria/Prussia (Hetalia), Bulgaria/Romania (Hetalia), Prussia/South Italy (Hetalia) Characters: Bulgaria (Hetalia), Prussia (Hetalia), Romania (Hetalia), Germany (Hetalia), South Italy (Hetalia), Turkey (Hetalia) Additional Tags: Nationverse (Hetalia), Mental Health Issues, Mental Breakdown, Psychosis, Delusions, Some Humor, Dark Comedy, Fist Fights, Strangulation, Blood and Injury, Non-Explicit Sex, Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism, Drug Use, Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Unhealthy Relationships, Unhealthy Coping Mechanisms, Implied/Referenced Suicide, the tags make it sound so much worse than it actually is, Autistic Prussia (Hetalia), robul throughout and prumano in epilogue, Historical Hetalia Summary:
"Listen. Yogurt Guy. We can do this." Gilbert's spindly fingers wrapped tight around Nikola's throat. "And if we can't do this we should fucking kill ourselves."
(or: Prussia and Bulgaria both have a mental breakdown in 1996.)