#prussiaposting

[seerofmike]

horrible little toddler on his way to do a murder

[seerofmike]

the thing about prussia is he's a violent freak who sucks and picks fights for fun and is operating on such insane levels of haterism that he literally stalks austria and goes out of his way to ruin his day, and he's a misogynist with three layers of religious fuckery that both represses him and also gets used as an excuse for his gleeful acts of violence, and despite Probably doing his best to raise him, he's so emotionally stunted, more Machine Than Person, so hellbent on having the legacy of a singular strong german state that he did irreparable damage to germany and now the kid can't talk to people normally and has weird psychosexual hangups. he probably spends half of the twentieth century on hella coke, around people who have completely justified long-standing grudges against him and want to break his nose every time he talks. literally the kindest thing thats ever happened wrt prussia is getting dissolved so he can't be a problem anymore

but above all else. most importantly. prussia is my little princess

[seerofmike]

my contribution to the culture today

[seerofmike]

one of my fav things abt prussia is that like if u saw him compared to everyone else u would assume hes the main character. or one of them. cuz nobody else looks like That.

he has white anime boy hair and crazy colored eyes esp with the pink-blue gradient thing later on whilst everyone else has fairly naturalistic hair and eye colors. hes got the sickass uniform with the rly distinct red laced boots for his anime boy swag while everyone else has boring laceless brown ones.

and then u watch hetalia and he doesn't show up until about 20 episodes in and all he does is appear out of nowhere to crash austria's date with switzerland. like your first impression of him is that he has stalked austria and is now here to ruin his day. and you go What Is His Fucking Problem. this is also how i imagine most nation's first thoughts abt him were like

[seerofmike]

everyone liking prussia and being friendly with him in the modern day is very fun to me not just because yay friendship with blorbo yahoo but also because there is something so deliciously painful about people only warming up to you once you have been completely stripped of your autonomy and everything that makes you One Of Them. and he knows it too.

[seerofmike]

why is no one else in on the autistic prussia grind

-intensely fixated on certain things (fritz & his diary for longterm obsessions, military fashion in the short term, could probably even go so far as to say he is intensely fixated on being cool or at least reassuring himself that he is cool)

-explicitly stated to have poor social skills and trouble reading the room (has to read a book on how to socialize, innappropiately blunt, doesn't seem to pick up on the Very Disinterested signals veneziano gives him)

-extremely methodical and routine-based and also obsessive (is never late for anything, cleans/keeps everything neat obsessively, and has written in a diary every day for like a thousand years or whatever)

-stims by petting things especially anything that seems soft (gilbird, raivis, anything cute really)

-vocal stims (fucking. 'kesesese.' 'niyo niyo.' 75% of his character songs devolving into him randomly going off-key and making weird noises and humming for no reason)

-on that note, poor volume control

-incredibly good at military strategy (small details / pattern recognition / routine and planning)

-compulsive spending

- i am sure germany's diet consisting mostly of potatoes and sausage is because he grew up eating whatever prussia fed him so. safe foods etc

mayhaps even audhd...

can anyone hear me. are you guys seeing this shit

[seerofmike]

incredibly minor characterization complaint i feel like ppl interpret prussia's "i am awesome" thing as like, cool-seeking behavior. ie theyd be like oh prussia would try to ride motorcycles because they look cool. he would try to be into this hobby because it's seen as cool etc

as opposed to what i think it really is, which is prussia applying 'this is cool' to things that he already likes. if that makes sense. like little birds -> not traditionally seen as cool. but because he likes them he is "as cool/as awesome/as free as a little bird". initially is like ehhhh ew to france's fashion during that one arc until he becomes good at emulating it / making the little accessories and now those are cool to him too. diaries -> seen as kind of effeminate (part of the joke, probably) but because they're His diaries they're cool. etc. does this make sense.

[seerofmike]

this took me like two hours to make. enjoy