#pryderposting

[pryderlinua]

Your beloved blorbo is a Zuurith bootlicker

Excuse me! He's a humble servant of Zuurith. He was born to represent and serve the honourable city of Zuurith. Unlike a certain someone who didn't even have a purpose when she was born.

[pryderlinua]

Pryderlinua: A Shipping Manifesto (with a Side of @tesslinua Shade)

Opposites Attract: Order vs. Chaos, Law vs. Life (Sorry, Tess)

Pryder and Alinua couldn’t be more different in terms of their worldviews, and that’s exactly why they work.

Pryder is all about order, structure, and the rule of law. He values stability and he’s not afraid to uphold it—whether with a stern lecture or a sharp blade.

Alinua, on the other hand, is a force of nature (literally), driven by emotions, compassion, and the free-spirited force of Life Magic. She’s chaos wrapped in kindness, always moving with the flow of her heart.

Tesslinua fans, don’t get too comfy. While Tess may be fun and spontaneous, she’s all over the place, and let’s face it—her chaotic energy just doesn’t give Alinua the stability she needs. Tess can’t always be there to keep things in check, but Pryder? He can give Alinua the balance she deserves, while still challenging her to grow in all the best ways.

A Relationship of Growth and Understanding (Sorry Tess, You’re Still Just A Little Too Messy)

Pryder and Alinua would be the ultimate pair of complementary opposites, helping each other grow in ways that would never happen with Tess. Sure, Tess is a good friend, but let’s be real:

Pryder’s calm, collected nature would help Alinua reign in her powers and learn to think before acting. A little bit of tactical strategy never hurt anyone, right?

Alinua’s warmth and compassion would push Pryder to open up and connect with others on a more emotional level. Tess? Tess might just make her yell more when things don’t go her way!

Unlike Tesslinua, where it’s all “let’s run wild and see what happens,” Pryderlinua would be built on trust, learning, and mutual support. Can Tess say that? Doubt it. "Let me share my home with you," sis you don't even have a home. What you're gonna crash at Alinua's place for a week like a hobo then fuck off on another adventure?

The Protector and the Healer (Tess is... Well, Tess)

When it comes to the Protector vs. Healer dynamic, Pryder and Alinua have it down.

Pryder is more than willing to fight for what he believes in, but he would never let Alinua put herself at risk without ensuring she’s protected. His loyalty means something, and he wouldn’t leave her vulnerable.

Alinua, as the healer, would remind Pryder that not every difference is irreconcilable—sometimes, kindness and care are the ultimate diplomatic tools.

Now, Tess? Tess might try to help, but let’s face it—she’s more likely to get in trouble, drag Alinua into danger, and then “oops, sorry” her way through it. That’s fun at the moment, but it’s not really the stability and growth that Alinua needs. Pryder, however, would be there every step of the way, helping Alinua balance her healing powers with the practical reality of their dangerous world.

Enemies to Allies to Lovers (Tesslinua is Just ??? to ???)

Pryder and Alinua’s relationship would start with tension, yes—but in the best possible way. Their initial friction over their differing philosophies would lead to fascinating development, where they slowly come to respect each other, eventually growing into a deep emotional bond.

Pryder would learn to trust his emotions (no, not just his duty) and start realizing that Alinua’s spontaneity is not just chaos—it’s life in action.

Alinua would learn that not everything needs to be healed instantly, and that strategy and planning are essential too.

Tess and Alinua’s dynamic, on the other hand, is just a series of “whoops, that was a bad idea” moments followed by more bad ideas. Yeah, the chemistry’s there, but it’s more like a roller coaster that never gets off the ground—it’s fun, but ultimately, it’s all over the place.

He/Him Lesbian Supremacy (Tess literally can't even bother with a she/they)

Are we just handing the reins to any muscly lesbian these days? Tess ticks all the sapphic boxes, sure, but Pryder sees beyond that and carves his own path through the gender fluid.

Final Thoughts: The Real Match for Alinua

Let’s face it—Pryderlinua has depth, development, and a healthy balance of tension and warmth.

Pryder’s protective nature, paired with Alinua’s warmth and passion, would create a romance that is both tender and powerful.

Tess might be fun, but fun only gets you so far when you’re literally carrying the weight of life’s magic on your shoulders.

Pryder respects Alinua’s strength and individuality, while Tess is a bit too distracted by shiny things to see what Alinua really needs.

Alinua deserves someone who sees her potential, respects her power, and helps her grow into the best version of herself. In contrast, Tess is just there for the ride—and that’s fine, but Pryder is in it for the long haul.

Let’s be real—Pryderlinua is the ship that sets sail to greatness. Tesslinua may be entertaining, but let’s leave it at that.

[pryderlinua]

What about Alinua has two hands (to hold Tess and Pryder's)?

"No one can serve two masters, for a slave will either hate the one and love the other or be devoted to the one and despise the other." Matt. 6:24

Why add Tess in and throw off the balance when Pryder and Alinua are already perfect? She'll just lead her astray.

[pryderlinua]

listen to me pryderlinua mod. the fate of your ship depends on your ability to write incredibly compelling and fucked up smutfic. its up to you. you can change the world

You all asked for this. (Actual smutfic below the cutoff. Be warned.)

It is the end of a long and busy sef at work for Pryder. After word got out of Zuurith's devastation and subsequent reforms, foreign emissaries flooded in with aid and sought to re-establish diplomatic ties. That has meant several overnighters at the office without his wife, Alinua. However, the thought of returning to her kept him going, even more so than coffee.

After meeting with what must be the 50th emissary this sef, Pryder finally has time to recharge at home. However, when he opens the door, he has scarcely enough time to process everything in front of him before a wall of vines flies at him, knocking him out.

A sense of wetness all over Pryder's face wakes him up. As he regains consciousness, the sights in his house, which he only glimpsed before, become abundantly clear. Every surface is covered in vines, from the furniture to the walls to the floor to the ceiling. Alinua sits cross-legged prominently in the middle of a room suspended from the ground by a makeshift vine chair, her eyes aglow. The wetness that woke him was a sap from several tendril-like vines orbiting his face. Pryder blinks in rapid succession before finally realising his current predicament—naked and bound spread eagle to one of the walls!

"Well, look who finally decides to show his sorry face," glowers Alinua from her perch. "I had almost thought you eloped with a hot emissary from Argist."

"W- why are you still bringing this up? It's not my fault that I-" stammers Pryder, "Anyways, what is happening? What are you doing?"

"Oh don't tell me you forgot already! It's that time of the sindahlan," Alinua purrs as her seat moves towards Pryder. "The time. Where I. Fuck. You. Silly."

He can feel her breath on his face, made extra sensitive by something in the sap. He had, of course, forgotten, but now vaguely recalls something Alinua told him the night before they wed, which was a sef after her squad was captured and brought back to Zuurith. Her face is now inches from his, but he can't stop looking down at the... extra features Alinua has sprouted since the last time he saw her.

"Oh. That's a gift from my adopted mother," Alinua giggles. "Isn't it magnificent?"

She is now holding a sizable cock in her hand, which has a gradient from her normal skin colour at its base to an almost vine green at its tip. The sight of it made Pryder even more wet than he already was. He gulps as he feels the vines start moving towards his sensitive spots.

Alinua rises from her throne and covers Pryder's mouth with hers. Vines start caressing his nipples as he leans into the kiss, while the tendrils move down and spread their sap all over Pryder's body. Everywhere they stick to start feeling doubly sensitive, not that he needed much help being this worked up from, well, work. Alinua's hands accompany the vines as they work their way to Pryder's nether region.

Her hands brush up against Pryder's clit, sending shockwaves through his body. Alinua soon sent an exploratory finger into his slick cunt, quickly followed by another. All the while, her tongue reaches deeper into Pryder's mouth than he's ever felt. This shortly becomes too much for him as he comes harder than ever before.

"Fuuuuck. This feels so good," Pryder moans as Alinua breaks away from the kiss.

"I guess this means you're ready for the main course." Alinua positions her cock as Pryder nods frantically.

"I want you to fill me up. Every last bit," Pryder pleads.

"As you wish." Alinua waves her hand as several tendrils move toward Pryder's mouth and ass. They plunge in together with Alinua's cock, which sends Pryder over the edge immediately into another orgasm.

"You're so wet and tight! Is this how badly you want me to fuck you?" Alinua's remark is only met by muffled noises of pleasure.

Her movement can be described as anything but smooth. It is almost a primal vigour that is driving her and her cock in and out of Pryder. Alinua's powerful thrusts, combined with the vines, give Pryder a long string of orgasms, driving him to the peak of pleasure. Just as Pryder thinks he can't take it anymore, he hears Alinua groan, "I- I'm about to come."

What follows is a firework display of orgasms, with each tendril firing in sequence into their respective holes, ending with Alinua's cock swelling and filling Pryder up.

As Alinua collapses to the ground, the vines around the room as well as those holding Pryder up slowly retreat. He falls to the ground, knees giving out under him, and looks up to see Alinua's cock retreating into her as well.

"That was. The best thing I could've asked for," breathed Pryder.

"Maybe next time it'll be even better. If you hadn't been at work the past sef." Alinua gives Pryder a playful jab.

"I'll make a note of it in my calendar. 14th of every sindahlan?"

"That can wait. Right now, I'm looking for overtime," Alinua proclaims as she hoists Pryder up with vines and carries him off to the bedroom.

[pryderlinua]

So, what's next for Pryderlinua?

Eagerly awaiting the next Pryder appearance of course. Hopefully we get Silksong before that

[pryderlinua]

I heard there's a version of Aurora out there with 15%, maybe even 20% more Pryder included.

Release the Pryder cut!

Release the Pryder cut, Red! The people demand it.

[pryderlinua]

You clearly don’t really love Pryder if you let AI defile his name! You’re just a fragile poser, like Zuurith.

I'm this close to blocking you, anon. How dare you suggest I don't love Pryder?? This precious manifesto is crafted with love and care after extensive and careful prompting to introduce a result I'm satisfied with. Sure there are some creative liberties taken but the all-knowing AI has predicted the most likely characterisation of Pryder based on the limited information we know about him. I'd wager that ChatGPT knows more about Pryder than anyone else except Red.

And Zuurith is regal and composed!! He runs a tight ship unlike Vash who let things get so out of hand his whole city got destroyed!

[pryderlinua]

New Pryder lore just dropped.