May 26, 2018
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Charlotte: “Who’s ready for some hours of pure undiluted fun?!”
Jessamine: “And that’s it, guys! Thank you very much, and I’ll see you around.”
Malcolm: “Two news for you from today.” Jessamine: “Oh, yeah? Nothing bad, I hope.” Malcolm: “No, no. It seems Mumina and Mala are, after all, having a baby! Her latest pregnancy test was positive.” Jessamine: “What, really? That’s amazing! Oh, Mala’s going to be a beautiful mother. I’ll have to call her.” Malcolm: “Lucian’s ecstatic. Everyone was in a good mood at the office today.” Jessamine: “I’d imagine.” Malcolm: “On other news, I spoke with my brother today...” Jessamine: “How did that go?” Malcolm: “Are we free this Saturday? He wanted us to meet Penny and their kids. All four of their kids. And yes, Penny, as in Pizzazz. My brother is married to social media celebrity Penny Pizzazz. I don’t know how that happened.” Jessamine: “Oh, don’t be like that. She’s really cool! I dated her way back then.” Malcolm: “Of course. Of course you dated her.” Jessamine: “Oops?”
Jessamine: “That said... I don’t think I should take you up on your offer. I’m really... bound to lose interest in comedy sometime soon. It always happens.” Johnny: “Might as well have it happen when your wallet doesn’t depend on it, right?”
Penny: “I don’t know, Johnny. He looks like he’d rather make some of his own.” Johnny: “No? Princess, trust me, we’re brothers. Our DNA’s practically the same.” Malcolm: “I’m—” Penny: [sighs] “I’m not even going to tell you how wrong you are about that.” Malcolm: “And you realize I have an election to worry about?” Johnny: “But Malcolm, I was your age when we made Charlie. No, wait. Two years older.” Malcolm: “You know what? I’m going to play with Valentino. He’s looking lonely.” Johnny: “He was a happy surprise. All of them were, to be honest.” Penny: “I don’t see why he needs to know that.” Malcolm: “She’s right.” Johnny: “Come on. Tell me that doesn’t make you think about... you know, things. Tell me I’m wrong.”
Johnny: “Come on. You can’t fool me, lil’ brother. You liar! See, Penny? I told you he was a liar liar pants on fire. You’re eyeing the goods.” Malcolm: “I’m making sure Jessamine won’t run away with your daughter, thank you very much.”