#pseudoblogging 5ds

[theabcsofjustice]

HOLY COW!! O_O

LOL EVEN CONDOR MAN IS LIKE “HOW ON EARTH DID HE DO THAT??”

THE ANSWER IS THAT JACK ATLAS CAN CLEARLY BREAK AS MANY LAWS OF PHYSICS AND PROBABILITY AS HE WANTS TOO 🤣

[theabcsofjustice]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL AND AMAZING!!!!

GET HIM YUSEI!!! 😁😁

[theabcsofjustice]

NOPE SORRY YOU DON’T DESERVE ANY MERCY ASSHOLE. GO AHEAD AND FRY

Also I like Yusei’s reaction of mild surprise at this. ^^;;;

[theabcsofjustice]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH PAYBACK TIME FROM EVERY PRISONER YOU’VE ABUSED 🤣🤣🤣

[theabcsofjustice]

Geez, can you guys please at least give Yusei a break for one day?? :\

[theabcsofjustice]

If this wasn’t a show for kids he’d probably be using a very different finger in that picture there. ^^;;;

Omg, that win/loss list though! Those are all the names of DM characters except not quite because they’ve been altered just enough to be familiar but not actually the same. So if I’m reading it right, he beat the Jounouchi, Espa Roba, Ghost, Mai, Insector Haga, and Dinosaur Ryuzaki stand ins. My favorite part though is that apparently his one loss was to

PIRATES KEITH

I CAN’T XD

[theabcsofjustice]

Oh, hunh, well I guess Jack decided to save him some time instead of Yusei trying to find him. ^^;;

I wonder how he knew Yusei was coming tonight though? Or does he just stand on that bridge and wait every night just in case Yusei might appear?

[theabcsofjustice]

Oh great, so is this the trap they were talking about? :( I guess Ushio must have gotten that scar from getting caught in all that garbage last time. Dude, count yourself lucky that you got away with only that instead of being crushed to death.

So apparently they didn’t actually give Yusei his D-Wheel back when they released him though. I hope they at least gave him his deck, because otherwise he’s not gonna have anything he can duel with. :\