Dark Matter: i wiLL kiLL yOu OnE miLLiON tImES
Hero:aaAAAAAHAHAHA
Ampharos: slaps dark matter
Dark matter: gasps
Ampharos, hugging hero: don’t touch my child...
Dark matter: heHAHA
Ampharos: pushes dark matter
Dark matter hAHaHa
Ampharos: pushes dark matter
Dark matter: heHAHAHAH
Ampharos: pushes dark matter again.
Dark matter: stOP iT
Mawile: whO IS TOUCHING THE CHILD?!
Ampharos: points towards dark matter
Mawile, slapping the life out of dark matter: DONT TOUCH THE CHILD.
The rest of the Expedition Society:
yOU DONT-
STOP TOUCHING-
DONT HURT THE CHILD-
HOW DARE YOU TOUCH-
STOP TOUCHING THE CHILD
Yveltal: flys in the room
Ampharos: turns towards Yveltal
Ampharos: HE IS TOUCHING MY CHILD
The Expedition Society: twists their necks and looks at Yveltal:
Archen: ARE YOU TOUCHING THE CHILD?!?
Yveltal: NO-!!
The expedition society: screaming ‘don’t touch the child’
A little while later:
Nuzleaf: tucks in hero and is about to kiss them goodnight (like the good dad he is)
Buizel: walks in
Buizel, staring at Nuzleaf: did you just touch the child...?
Nuzleaf: n-no- I was just tucking them in-
Buizel, breathing in:
Buizel: HE IS TOUCHING THE CHILD
All of the Expedition Society,fixing time beat up leaf dad: YOU DO NOT TOUCH THE CHILD-!!!