*percabeth on a future quest*
percy: let’s introduce ourselves as different names, in case she’s heard of us
annabeth: okay, but you better not give me a stupid name, like last time. and let’s at least keep the first letters the same, to avoid confusion
*they knock on door of person they need to talk to
old lady: can i help you?
annabeth: hello, we’re here to ask you a few questions about your nephew
old lady: oh… i see. who are you?
percy: we’re private investigators. this woman here is the best crime-solving expert in the southwest, ariana grande. maybe you’ve even heard her name
annabeth: *internally rolls eyes*
annabeth: we just need to take a few minutes of your time. this is my partner, potential spam