#psychepng

[zaritarazi]

sure i'll say this is six of crows

[agents-of-frickle-frackle]

brenna i think i cracked it! they traded iain/fitz for the lighting/fashion budget this season! that's why everything looks more fun!

i think you are on to something here!!! i assume half of their usual budget goes towards fitz’s nearly identical shirt collection/the gentle glow that surrounds him when he walks into frame. so sweet iain saw that this was taking away from other departments and said “aos can have a little lighting/fashion budget for this final season.... as a treat” then yeeted off the show and we love him for that <3

[gideonthefirst]

please explain “if you got me you got me”

oh Dear we just stopped spiraling about this for the night. but! in the context of not-TUC that I was talking about, it’s connected to this D&D game I’m going to be playing soon called Elantris, where essentially we’re a party of 5 level 14 adventurers, we’ve Sequestered ourselves for a hundred years, we wake up, and there’s something wrong with the Sequester and we can’t rest in any way. So there’s 5 of us and we have the spells and abilities and hp we have and that’s it and we have to save the world.

And the way we’re set up is sort of in pairs? So there’s me, a Crown paladin sworn to the Evocation wizard, and then a Zealot barbarian dedicated to the Undead warlock, and then our fifth member, the Life cleric, without a pair. And so the other day we were talking about our history as a party - we’re level 14, we’ve been together for a long time - and decided that before all of this, we had a sixth, a rogue who was dedicated to the cleric. And the rogue went in somewhere by themself, and then was captured, and used as a hostage. And we thought we could save them without making the bargain, the cleric thought if they died she could Revivify, easy, like she’s done dozens of times before, but the way D&D works is sometimes you get powerful enough to fight an enemy with an ability that you’ve never seen before and have no way to expect. And so. The rogue figured “if you got me you got me” and the cleric thought it would be hard but doable and the paladin and the warlock and the barb Don’t Make Deals With The Enemy and the wizard warned us that it wouldn’t work and then the rogue got Distintegrated. No body to Revivify. Nothing to be done. 

“If you got me you got me”, except when you don’t 

[cloudmancy]

@psychepng replied to your post “Speaking as a former repressed catholic keradin has daddy issues”

“you tend to date older men” HELLO KERAPIN?

SO NOW THE THEOPIN STAN IS GONNA PREACH TO ME? first of all... kerapin isn’t real! second of all... kerapin was about lapin being manipulative and keradin being devoted and repressed! the symptoms are there but the core of the dynamic is religious guilt and NOT daddy issues

[behercowboy]

make a gorgug playlist!!

my dumb son... my dumb, dumb, dumb son...

· germ free adolescents by x-ray spex

· chop suey! by system of a down

· dynamo by puppet

· guts by all time low

· clint eastwood by gorillaz

give me a character or ship and i will make you a 3-5 song playlist!

[zaritarazi]

i think this happened between kaz and inej in shadow and bone season 2 episode 6

[zaritarazi]

so you're saying the vault is in the vents of the house. you're saying it's in the vents of the central air. it's very cold in there. it's almost like it's icy

[zaritarazi]

alpha nina and omega matthias. not because i know anything about a/b/o but because that would be personally be very fun for me

okay so my idea for THEM actually plays on the idea ari once posed that betas are basically switch hitters and so if they're near an alpha and the alpha is in rut they become omegas and vice versa if they're near an omega going into heat but SO my idea is like. nina and matthias are both betas but being stuck together she starts to emerge as the alpha and he starts to emerge as the omega and they're both like. really confused but also nina does find it deeply funny and matthias is like i don't know why you're laughing because if i start getting horny i'm killing us both and like, he means it, but doesn't that just make it funnier