#psychic meme

[defectivegembrain]

Psychic: *reads my mind*

Me: stān, stānas, stāne, stānum, stānes, stāna. scip, scipu, scipe, scipum, scipes, scipa. giefu, giefa, giefe, giefa, giefe, giefum, giefe, giefena. nama-

Psychic: Ah, declining Old English nouns to calm your nerves huh? Classic normal human thought patterns!

[psychicpinenut]

psychic: *reads my mind*

my mind: hey there, welcome back to my channel, if you're new here: hey, how's it going? and if you're coming back: hey, how's it going? it's very good to see you again. you see what happens when you subscribe to my channel? you get an extra greeting at the beginning of every single one of my videos. so press the subscribe button for an extra greeting.

psychic: FOLKS *claps*

[shakespearefreak]

psychic: *reads my mind*

my mind: stopGO! who am i? moveHA! c’mon c’mon c’mon c’mon Father Mother Preacher Teacher FAILURE am i am i am i am i NO am i STUPID am i HOPELESS VIOLENCE SILENCE bro-ken USED black BRUISED What about me?? What about me??!!? I dream! I drown!! I WAAAAIIIT!!! Ev’ry day i just praaaaayyyy ev’ry move i make is right Where i go Who i know Will i be alone on Saturdaaaaay Niiiight? And i wooOOORRYYY what if i stand out one bit I wooooOOOORRRRRRYYYY what can i possibly do To fit IN Am i am i am i am i The perfect Clothes Nose The peeeEEERRRfect SKIN! FACE! ALL! ACE! Both my folks! Total jokes! aLL tHEy dO iS CHew mY AsS! blah blah blah blah tHeY ShoUld jUSt bE GLaD i mAKe iT to cLASS! I don’t woooooOOOORRRRYYYY if i blow my SATs I wooooooRRRRYYYYY what can i possibly do To squeeze IN POW why not NOW when will i beeeelong look where i AM DAMN (DAMN!) my whole life feeeeeelllls wroooong!!! what if i do SNAP holy CRAP i’d crawl out of my skin and so would you! cuz life just doesn’t begiiiinnn... until you’re IN...

psychic: what the fuck?

[forensicscienceblr]

psychic: *reads my mind*

my mind: in the criminal justice system sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous. in new york city, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit. these are their stories

psychic: dun dun

[izzyizumi]

Psychic: *reads my mind*

MY MIND: i love taichi yagami I love Taichi Yagami I ... LOVE Taichi Yagami I ,,, LOVE ,,,,, /// TAICHI YAGAMI /// I LOVE TAICHI YAGAMI I !!! L O V E !!!! TAICHI YAGAMI I

PSYCHIC: what the---

[frankchurchillsaysrelax]

psychic: *reads mind*

me: Supersonic, idiotic, disconnected, not respected Who would ever really wanna go and top that? Such a waste of pretty face But hanging in your nowhere space I wish that you would take a look and really stop that Top that, well stop that I don't really give a- about tryin' to top that Top that, stop that I wish you'd finally take a real look and really stop that Whats this? (Stop that) What gives? (Stop that I don't really give a- about tryin' to top that) Top that (Big deal) Stop that (Unreal) You can try until you're blue (I will make a fool of you) Top that!

psychic: she is so funky

[levil0vesyou]

Psychic: *reads my mind*

My mind:

Psychic: what the fuck

[mitski-miyawakis]

psychic: *reads my mind*

my mind: “Take a closer look at that snout!” *envisions an elephant shrew licking its lips and singing the breakdown of ‘phantom of the opera’

psychic: what the fuck