I got into pta-tale again and Ira is a passable adult if both Sans and Toriel are out
Ira: Bonechuckles and Goat Mom is out, so I’m taking their place today. And I have cake.
Helen: Finally, a human. Good job Frisk, you found a decent adult.
Ira: Helen, this is why your husband left you.
Linda: Can you like walk like a normal person?
Ira: who the fuck told you I was a normal person?
Ira:
Linda:
Ira, handing over a small wad of 20’s to Frisk: Precisely.
Ira: .... this is what you call a field trip?
Karen: Our budget won’t allow it.
Ira:
Ira:
Ira: Frisk, call Fluffmom. I’m taking you to Disneyland.
Ira: And these are...?
Sharon: Gluten-free lemon squares.
Ira:
Ira: I’ll be right back.
Ira, reappearing from the scene with a fresh-baked crepe cake: All right, which one of you sweethearts doesn’t want that excuse of a pastry?!
Hilda: I just don’t think we have to voluntarily vaccinate our kids!
Ira: Wait.. your kids are not vaccinated?
Hilda: No! Dear lord! It’s filled with poisons and chemicals, my sweet angels might end up autistic!
Ira, data mining about Hilda’s kids: Your ex vaccinated them, six years ago.
Hilda: How do you—
Hilda:
Ira, showing a holographic file about their doctor’s appointment: oops, I’m guessing Richard forgot to tell you, huh?
