Karen: *cracks knuckles* Helen you frigid bitch I am WINNING this potluck!
Helen: *pushes up glasses and they do that anime fog thing* Karen, I anticipated your childish competitive nature. I have known since April 17th, the day the 'Karen's Kickasserole' went in stock. From your Instagram stories, I know your twelve favorite stores. Cross-referencing sales records from the past five years, I anticipated when these stores would have sales, including the Michael's Craft Store you acquired your *hmph* special casserole pan!
Karen: *anime gasp sound*
Helen: That's not all, Karen. Since you failed to update your Facebook privacy settings, it was all too easy for me to find out your grandmother refuses to share her secret green bean casserole recipe. You had no choice but to seek out other options. From examining your Pinterest account, I discovered you pinned multiple green bean casserole recipes on your "dishes to dish out" board. You see Karen, I have anticipated your every move. I have spent months crafting the perfect recipe for green bean casserole. It's finally ready. I have won Karen.
Karen: It doesn't matter how good your green bean casserole is, everyone here knows you make brownies from Betty Crocker mix instead of making them from scratch! You will never be the best chef in the PTA! Cooking takes heart and passion! My grandma may withhold her recipes as long as she lives but I know the secret ingredient is LOVE and that's something you and your three-ex husbands will never understand!
Helen grits her teeth in anger and the screen cuts to black. The outro plays. The season just ended on a cliffhanger!
