Aug 16, 2025
Agnes: I didn’t try to kill her because she was gay. I tried to kill her… and then… she happened to turn out to be gay afterwards…
Enid: I WAS GAY WHEN YOU TRIED TO KILL ME!!!
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Agnes: I didn’t try to kill her because she was gay. I tried to kill her… and then… she happened to turn out to be gay afterwards…
Enid: I WAS GAY WHEN YOU TRIED TO KILL ME!!!
ENID’S A WHAT NOW?!?!?
The Wenclair omegaverse fic’s are about to go CRAZY
Everybody stay calm…
The CANON Wenclair Omegaverse dynamics just dropped
Wednesday: *is being arrested*
Enid: Wow. God forbid women do anything these days.
Sheriff Galpin: Kid your friend-
Wednesday: She’s my girlfriend you intolerant shit.
Thing: H-O-M-O-P-H-O-B-E
Sheriff Galpin: I’m not- whatever, your girlfriend just landed four grown men in the hospital.
Enid: And… She looked good doing it.
Wednesday: They deserved it. One of them told me to smile.
Enid: You tell him baby.
Sheriff Galpin: You know what? I can’t with… whatever this is. She’s free to go and officially your problem.
Enid: Yay!
Wednesday: *pausing mid-escape and casually handing the sheriff broken handcuffs* Miserable-night Sheriff.
Sheriff Galpin: *whispering* I hate you.
Wednesday: *also whispering* I’m glad.
Enid: Hurry up babycakes, I need my cuddle buddy.
Wednesday: *smirking* Coming Amore.
Enid: Dude can I borrow your jacket? I’m cold.
Wednesday: *affronted* Your tongue’s been in my mouth. Please refrain from calling me dude.
Enid: Sorry. My mistake.
Enid: *clears throat, tenderly cups Wednesday’s face* Babycakes, sweetheart, cutie can I, the love of your life, please borrow your jacket before I freeze to death?
Wednesday:
Wednesday: *blushing glaring while handing Enid her jacket* …dude is fine.
Enid: VIBE CHECK!!! *punches Tyler*
Tyler: Ahh! What the fuck? Wednesday, your pet werewolf hit me.
Wednesday: Don’t be a baby.
…
Enid: …My hand hurts.
Wednesday: *instantly starts kissing Enid’s knuckles* There all better. Do you want a hug?
Enid: …yes please.
Tyler: I could use a hug.
Wednesday: *holding Enid to her chest* How tragic. Unfortunately no one asked.
*Wednesday laying face down on the ground while Enid sits next to her*
Yoko: …what happened to her?
Enid: Oh, she told me she loved me. And then I got excited and said it back straight away. Even though we’d agreed I’d wait for a least a hour for her to process first.
Yoko: Huh?
Enid: Too many positive emotions makes Wednesday go bye-bye. She’ll be fine. She just needs a minute… I think.
Enid: Not that I don’t want to spend more time with you guys but my moms coming to pick me up soon so I should probably head back to the dorms and wait for her.
Morticia: Wednesday has told us much about your mother darling and we were very displeased to hear about how she treats you. So we’re going to bring you home with us.
Gomez: *locks the car doors*
Enid: …am I being kidnapped?
Gomez: No, no of course not.
Enid: So I can go?
Morticia: Well—
Gomez: The thing is—
Wednesday: No.
Morticia: It’s only temporary. We’ll bring you back with Wednesday for the new semester.
Wednesday: Thing has already delivered your mother the ransom note.
Gomez: A good fright will be exactly what she needs to appreciate her unique and most lovely daughter.
Enid:
Enid: This might as well happen. Can we get ice cream on the way back to your place?
Morticia: Certainly. Lurch! Take us to a parlour.