#ptn x reader

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we need to bring back bimbo reader, but with Clementine imagine this clementine is telling bimbo reader about a character from her new novel, and then bimbo reader is just "I think they got married and got two dogs :D.", clementine just sighs and think how did she fall in love with a dumbass (a little bit of her said it was for bimboreaders big boobs)

CW: Bimbo! Reader x Clementine, Reader is described as a little dumb but it’s affectionate

Bimbo! Reader with Clementine of all people is hilarious. Even if you’re a little dumb, Clementine still wants to show off her manuscripts to you because you’re her girlfriend and she cares about what you think. You don’t get the mysteries like 90% of the time, but Clementine finds it amusing to see how invested you get in the story. Even if your guesses are so wrong it makes her wonder how you got that answer in the first place.

Part of me wonders how Clementine would react if Bimbo! Reader somehow guesses the murderer correctly though? Like, despite how stupid Reader appears, they somehow manage to get the killer right first try, and it makes Clementine very surprised.

“How…How did you figure it out, baby? Did you figure out the clues?” She smiles, looking so proud of you.

“No, I just think that guy seems suspicious. I don’t like their hat.”

Actually, what if Bimbo! Reader got the murderer right 99.9% of the time, as she only relies on pure intuition? To think, even a woman as smart as Chief struggled to pinpoint who the killer was at first. Yet Clementine’s dumb little girlfriend managed to figure it out from the very beginning. She’s just very good at reading vibes, even if they’re fictional characters from a book. Clementine is so proud <3

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CW: Various PTN women x Fem! Reader

Xiaofeng and Ninety-Nine seem like the type of women to patiently watch you eat (after they finished their meal in under a minute mind you), waiting so they can eventually eat your leftovers.

This is for the Readers who often cannot finish their portions at restaurants because they’re too big for them. Luckily with women like Xiaofeng, Ninety-Nine, Ceto and Zoya as your girlfriend, you’ll never have to get a to-go box because you could just slide your plate over and have them finish it. They don’t mind, they truly are just watching and waiting to eventually eat your leftovers. Xiaofeng and Ninety-Nine in particular would even lick their lips like the hungry girls they are, knowing that the second course is about to begin 😭

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Murphy is launching in the Global version today! She admits her ability is always causing misfortune for herself and those around her, you know? Even Murphy Exclusive Crimebrand: 1%"Next time will definitely be luckier!...Well, the time after that is fine too!" probably refers to the remaining 99% of the time she experiences misfortune (my poor girl🥺).

Anyway, I just have an idea for a reader with the opposite ability? Their first meeting is when Murphy is walking down the street after a rain shower and a car speeds past (typical lol). She expects to get splashed with dirty water as usual, but instead... nothing happens! Because it started raining at that exact moment, reader coincidentally stopped right next to Murphy to open an umbrella, unintentionally saving Murphy from getting wet. Murphy stares at reader in astonishment, while reader doesn't notice, just nods slightly at Murphy and continues walking.

The second time Murphy met Reader was at MBCC, after she had been arrested. Chief, after arresting Murphy, considered Reader's ability and facilitated their mutual supervision, leading to their growing closeness. Murphy, in particular, greatly admired Reader. Reader readily helped Murphy cook and even kept her toast with strawberry jam to prevent her from dropping her breakfast again. Imagine they are playing a gacha game and Murphy worrying she'll lose the 50-50 chance (because she's run out of resources) due to her 1% luck? Reader would encourage Murphy, saying, "Don't worry, Murphy. Even below 100%, it's still 50-50." And guess what? Murphy ACTUALLY got the character she wanted! She was so happy she hugged Reader and shouted, "YOU ARE MY 1% LUCK! I LOVE YOU!"

Omg I just realized I never mentioned Murphy or Norma once on this blog, even though they both released on CN like months ago 😭

ANYWAYS, now that Murphy is here, this is the first time I’m hearing about her ability and I didn’t know it was related to luck. A Reader who has the opposite ability has got to be a match made in heaven for Murphy. Her terrible bad luck seems to stabilize whenever she is close to you, cancelling out her misfortune because your good fortune allows her to have a moment of “normal” luck.

I imagine that Murphy would cling to you 24/7 so that her life can get a little bit of peace. She doesn’t drop food anymore, doesn’t get splashed on. She really likes hanging out with you, but it’s not just because of your ability, Murphy has slowly grown to really like you as a person too. I wouldn’t be surprised if her “bad luck” was cancelled out so good, she gets the rare stroke of luck of meeting her soulmate (aka you).

Meeting you was probably the luckiest thing that ever happened to Murphy, and now everything is so much better <3

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CW: Korryn x Fem! Reader, teasing

I’m not sure how accurate this is, but I heard somewhere that a cowboy’s hat is a sacred part of their clothing and no one is allowed to touch it except their wife. So, this just makes me imagine Korryn being very snippy about people who touch her hat, but when you (her wife) playfully reach up to adjust it when it falls out of place, she just smiles and lets you.

You could even go as far as to snatch it off her head and put it on yourself—which is considered highly disrespectful in cowboy culture—but Korryn finds it more amusing than anything.

“Hmm, now don’t you look handsome, darling,” Korryn chuckles, the hat a little too big on you, “Almost as handsome as me.”

She’s just so whipped for her wife, she’ll let you do whatever you wanted with her, even “humiliate” her since cowboys don’t want to look too soft around their companions. She doesn’t care, she’ll let her wife kiss her affectionately and parade around in her hat, it’s cute.

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

I was hesitant to post the URL on tumblr, but getting yet another AI-generated spam comment made me post to somewhere human readers actually are. Hi, human friends, sorry to bother you!

After all, this is my yume/OCxcanon/xreader fanfic about Deren! I usually write OC as reader's avatar.

This is a 30k-word story about Deren and her female high school friend who lets Deren live in her house after Deren left Dillywood. They describe their relationship as a friendship for a few reasons, but they kiss sometimes and sleep together.(non-explicit) There are many clear and unclear mentions to Deren's interrogation. I hope you enjoy this fic;)

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My first proper ask as someone who's been mostly a lurker for these blogs but I can't help it Clementine brainworms are consuming my mind HAHDSJJ-

Apparently she has a voiceline about like an autograph and talks about where to put it like along the lines of

"Hm? You'd like an autograph? Sure, where would you like me to sign? Your palm? Your shoulder? Your back? Or perhaps somewhere more... unforgettable?"

Hnnng my mind went to either neck bite considering her fangs or womb tattoo style....

She's so hnnnnggg idk if you started the event yet but I'm hooked I fear-

CW: Hickies, marking, famous author x fan

Oh Miss Clementine you could sign anywhere on my body, wherever you want 😩

Makes me picture her having Reader lie down on her bed, completely naked, and Clementine gets to choose where she wants to put her autograph. At first, Reader thinks she’s just going to write her signature on her body, but then Clementine discards her marker and leans in to autograph you another way.

Her lips make their way to your neck, breasts, thighs, whatever body party you fancy as she hooks her teeth into the skin. The sudden prick makes you jolt as Clementine laughs into your flesh, marking you up with a more unforgettable autograph in the form of a hickey. When she detaches from your skin, she smiles down at her “Number 1 Fan.” Your dedication and admiration for her is quite adorable, so of course she has to give special treatment to her favorite fangirl.

I guess the only problem with this form of autograph is that it is never permanent and will fade with time. However, perhaps Clementine invites you back to her home every so often, just so she can rewrite her signature just for you.

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Ending up as Clementine assistant, following her everywhere and taking care of schedules and stuff (famous writers get busy af) from making coffee to proofreading and everything else-

basically working poor Assistant!Reader to death... buuut, that would be totally worth it if at the end of the day Clementine gives us more than just a simple reward for working so hard 👉🏻👈🏻

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CW: Boss x Assistant, nothing explicit but there are lewd implications

I will never be immune to the Boss x Assistant trope no matter how many times we format it 😩

I wonder if Clementine often writes you into her stories like how she put herself in one, simply because she finds your personality charming and enjoys writing it. Of course, the characters based on you all have different names, variations and purposes, but that doesn’t take away the fact that they’re still inspired by you.

Though, considering that all of Clementine’s novels reference real life events and people, your characters would be the only “fictional” thing there. Anywho, Clementine being so smitten by her cute assistant, to the point she writes characters based on them all the time is just so romantic to me. I imagine she sits at her desk, chin resting on her palm as she watches you bustle about in her office. You clean the space, organize drafts and respond to work emails on her behalf. You look so busybody and sweet that Clementine just can’t help but sigh with bliss.

Sure, the workload that Clementine dumps on you is a lot (she’s not exactly the most reliable boss imo) but she truly does care for you. When you go on coffee runs she gives you extra money to buy yourself a treat, she’ll let you nap on her couch if you need a quick rest from work, and since you’re in quite the messy relationship with your boss, you know she spoils you for your hard work in filthier ways…

Working under Clementine is stressful but working under Clementine is just sweet enough to balance it all out iykwim.

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on one hand, baby fever. on the other, xiaofeng being an absolute dreamboat that makes us all drool with how handsome she is. i just know she and Reader end up with a full litter of babies, but they were all singular birth cubs. i just know it in my heart.

I like to imagine that Xiaofeng was initially hesitant on having kids. At first she’s like “Cubs? Ehh, I dunno…sounds like a lot of work,” but then you have your first cub with her and Xiaofeng is in love. She didn’t expect to fall head over heels for your baby, not to mention how hot you look as a mother, especially with that pregnancy belly. Xiaofeng likey.

After that first cub, all that’s on Xiaofeng’s mind is “baby baby baby” which is surprising because you’d think Reader would be the one begging for babies. Nope! That baby fever hits Xiaofeng just as hard, and now all she thinks about is mothering several cubs with you so she can pass on her beautiful genes.

“Another one…” Xiaofeng purrs, nuzzling your head while she holds your cubs.

“Xiaofeng We already have two—”

“And we could have three!”