we need to bring back bimbo reader, but with Clementine imagine this clementine is telling bimbo reader about a character from her new novel, and then bimbo reader is just "I think they got married and got two dogs :D.", clementine just sighs and think how did she fall in love with a dumbass (a little bit of her said it was for bimboreaders big boobs)
CW: Bimbo! Reader x Clementine, Reader is described as a little dumb but it’s affectionate
Bimbo! Reader with Clementine of all people is hilarious. Even if you’re a little dumb, Clementine still wants to show off her manuscripts to you because you’re her girlfriend and she cares about what you think. You don’t get the mysteries like 90% of the time, but Clementine finds it amusing to see how invested you get in the story. Even if your guesses are so wrong it makes her wonder how you got that answer in the first place.
Part of me wonders how Clementine would react if Bimbo! Reader somehow guesses the murderer correctly though? Like, despite how stupid Reader appears, they somehow manage to get the killer right first try, and it makes Clementine very surprised.
“How…How did you figure it out, baby? Did you figure out the clues?” She smiles, looking so proud of you.
“No, I just think that guy seems suspicious. I don’t like their hat.”
Actually, what if Bimbo! Reader got the murderer right 99.9% of the time, as she only relies on pure intuition? To think, even a woman as smart as Chief struggled to pinpoint who the killer was at first. Yet Clementine’s dumb little girlfriend managed to figure it out from the very beginning. She’s just very good at reading vibes, even if they’re fictional characters from a book. Clementine is so proud <3
