#pubcheese

[whitehillsmusic]

Heading into 2020 with a health conscious mind! 😎 ++++ #pubcheese #chocolatecoveredjoejoes #meatballgum #batterblaster #yummy #health #2020 #goodtimes #happynewyear https://www.instagram.com/p/B6wZRLapsA-/?igshid=1rqnyj510rl74

[fooddigest]

Best. Snack. #pretzels #pubcheese #snack #food https://www.instagram.com/p/B5ok0pkFAby/?igshid=1kvof76zex3j5

[makettle]

Irish pub cheese. #keto #made #aspicyperspective #pubcheese #appetizer ____________ http://www.aspicyperspective.com/irish-pub-cheese/2/

[isastitches]

Meghann is finally here!! 😻🧀 #pubcheese #tailor #isatailoredandmade #isastitches #sewing #pins #needles #scissors #awardsseason #LA #brainsnacks

[pigweekend]

Oh weird... you’re still here?

Okay well... I didn’t bring anything for you to do, so I guess we can just sit cross-legged and talk about all of the people who showed you that article claiming that a Shamrock Shake contains both fat and calories.

Hahaha you people, honestly. But I’m game for this. I’m down with that worldview where eating something made out of your fridge is automatically better and healthier and like you couldn't possibly get fat and dead eating natural nuts and chicken like, ohhh, Henry the... Nth...

Homemade SHAME-rock Shake

Oh... yeah hold that thought. This is really good though.

Homemade Sham-ROCK Shake only larger

Wow, I don’t know now... this was really good and only took like 30 cents worth of ingredients and I can just keep it coming... It could be St. Patrick’s Day like... forever. 

And since we are dipping toes into inapplicable and confused cultural practices, hell.., Purim was this month too.

Matzos

I don’t really know what you do for Purim so...

With butter

I’ll eat it plain if I have to, though. I told you I’m game.

More Matzos just plain. Is this right?

A large container of jelly fruit slices

Some Cadbury Mini Eggs from LAST YEAR

All cultures, we devour all cultures. This is a quilt of children holding hands in an elementary school and Rosey Grier. The one-headed Rosey Grier. The kid-friendly one.

Two Guinesses

I know... I know it’s corny.

Popcorn... 

I’m so sorry. I shouldn't have done that just now.

But crazy interesting purple Amish popcorn!

Okay so we’re still doing that. Cool. 

Two UBU Ales

This is America now. We’re back in regular America. Ubu comes from a part of America where they do Olympics though so there may be Swedes and Russians skiing with rifles in here. 

Is it cool if I reveal that this all took place in the space of about an hour?

Sesame Crackers with Pub Cheese

Dude nobody cares that it was pub cheese. Nobody cares. It’s not like the CIA and Iron Maiden will be strolling through your kitchen all raising one eyebrow like “No way! You should join our Meetup group!”

A bag of Chocolate Covered Wavy Lays

Attention, Universe of the Past: This is a transmission from Universe of the Future. It’s pretty urgent that you skip the chip aisle this month and just walk straight on by. I’m here from the future to tell you that we can’t handle Wavy Lays. No one can. Your nervous system, it just... your body it... In the future we discover that Lays hired a Snack Warlock to weave cheap ingredients with corrupt human souls and the body can’t handle it. Future chip aisles are littered with the dead. Jobs are abandoned and children remain unsired. Please, dude. I’m from the future. 

[wingmanpurgatory]

The motherload. #pubcheese #spreaditout