Feb 8, 2023
*me standing at the alter, about to kiss*
The priest: OMG bae stawwwwp
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*me standing at the alter, about to kiss*
The priest: OMG bae stawwwwp
UGH. NO. NO MARIA!! NO. You do NOT get to do that to me. Literally... Everytime I hear her sing this aria all life is sucked out of me and I just cry.
My wife will sing this on our wedding day.
And then I'll have to divorce her because she's not Callas.
#sorrynotsorry
This is mainly why Rossini is so amazing. Due to his sass.
One can't judge Wagner's opera Lohengrin after a first hearing, and I certainly don't intend to hear it a second time.
-Gioachino Rossini
Basically La boheme's plot summarized by a Mean Girls quote
Omg good night. This is her warm up. 10 seconds of warming up and then she's ready to sing one of Verdi's biggest mezzo roles.
She's ready.
But I'm not.
No one's ever ready for Lady Z.