#puckurtrps

[gleerpconfessions]

I know they only play Puck with me nowadays, but Sam (@puckurtrps) is my favorite Puck of all time. Not only is Sam my #1, they play such a well-rounded Puck no matter what verse we're in. #Salex still lives on <3            

[gleerpconfessions]

I will always love Sam's (@puckurtrps) Kurts! I've only played against a few of them, but they're all absolutely perfect, from canon rewrites to switched at birth to cisgirl!Kurt. Hopefully we'll get back to writing some of those verses soon. <3            

[jorirps-blog]

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I’m assuming you mean grey: 2 facts about my favorite things :*. Thank you babe <3

Sam just got a haircut and they look GREAT :*

I just changed my icon to Blair Warner for Salex and also for Lisa’s face omfg she’s gorgeous

[pkrpsth12]

But do you feel like a young god?

You know the two of us are just young gods and we’ll be flying through the streets with the people underneath and they’re running, running, running.

[jorirps-blog]

[text]:I just bought a bottle of lube for my car. (literally any but definitely sugar daddy, dad kurt, probably monchard, student/teacher)

Sugar Daddy

[NOAH]: I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.

[KURT]: You did NOT![KURT]: Don’t you think Stephen doesn’t like me enough? THIS IS REALLY NOT GOING TO HELP THINGS, NOAH![KURT]: You better pay him so well oh my god

Dad!Kurt

[NOAH]: I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.

[KURT]: Noah, if we got caught somewhere...do you know how bad that’d look?[KURT]: I get that you’re 18, but it’d still be against the law.

Monchard

[NOAH]: I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.

[KURT]: Ooo. Glad to see I’ve been a good influence on you, Doctor Puckerman.[KURT]: We should test that out tonight. Make sure it works ;)

Student/Teacher

[PUCK]: I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.

[KURT]: Good for you!!! [KURT]: I don’t care!!!!!!! [KURT]: Leave me alone!!!!

Mechanic

[PUCK]: I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.

[KURT]: Is this a come on or are you trying to talk about work?[KURT]: Either way, I’m up for servicing you ;)

Switched At Birth

[KURT]: I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.

[NOAH]: Meet me out by the park.[NOAH]: No telling anyone about this. Got it?

[jorirps-blog]

[text]:You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it

Cisgirl!Puckerose

[NAT]: You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it

[MARLEY]: Oh god I’m so sorry. [MARLEY]: Was that before or after I tried to kiss you?[MARLEY]: Can we just.../not/ tell Jake? I was drunk it doesn’t mean anything right? I mean, nothing happened, did it?

[jorirps-blog]

[Text] What are you wearing? - dad kurt, puckerose

Dad!Kurt

[NOAH]: What are you wearing?

[KURT]: Noah we’ve discussed this. I’m not playing this game with you during school hours. [KURT]: Pay attention in class and we’ll see. Maybe.

Cisgirl!Puckerose

[NAT]: What are you wearing?

[MARLEY]: Um...my green and brown shirt, jeans, and your jacket. Why?[MARLEY]: Did you want the jacket back?