#puffball posts

[pattonapologist]

haven't watched the episode yet because I'm not fully convinced its real/hj

[pattonapologist]

I love sanders sides because it is, fundamentally, the story of a man learning to love and accept all the different parts of himself, but all the parts of himself are gay and stupid and he is also gay and stupid

[pattonapologist]

Sanders Sides from Janus and Remus’s perspectives is literally so funny like. Your coworkers fucking suck and they think they’re sooo much better than you and your boss barely knows you exist but hey at least you have your buddy to hang out with. Yeah your boss tolerates him slightly more than you but hey it’s all cool. He bullies your annoying coworkers for you.

And then one day he just. Fucking leaves. Like he’s not coming back. Ever. That one holier than thou coworker keeps calling him his son and he’s cool with it. He’s probably fucking your brother.

Personally I would end up on the news

[pattonapologist]

no thoughts just baby sides

[pattonapologist]

i think its really funny that shapeshifting isn't unique to janus or anything. all of the sides can do it he's just decided to make it a whole thing

[pattonapologist]

Gay people can never talk to their exes normally it’s always gotta be some shit like this

[pattonapologist]

this is literally the only piece of sanders sides analysis that matters

[pattonapologist]

loceit sex is playing chess fully clothed while discussing classic literature. intrulogical sex is handcuffing themselves to a radiator and remus eating the key. dukeceit sex is janus throwing things at remus until he hits something vital. intruloceit threesome is a saw trap and they all draw straws on who gets to be jigsaw. do not ask me to elaborate on any of these