#puked

[broskiexists]

Can we call the feeling of having to poop and puke at the same time pooking??

[its-the-truth]

You're giving jealous ex boyfriend vibes

🐦‍⬛

You're giving needs to shut up vibes!!!!!!!!

[pdparker1977]

(via Make a GIF)

[kasuaalipelitelevisio]

Hangover is fucking awful

[akaluan]

Oh cats, always an adventure.

Specifically: what do I need to clean cat puke off of this week? The bookshelf you say? EXCITING.

[roskii]

Everyone was sick like few days ago

I think I finally got it

[certainlynotshibas]

There was information withheld.

I feel like no one ever mentions that when a newborn is waking up every two hours to feed, that timer starts at the beginning of the wake up.

I also feel like people tend to leave out that the whole process can take an hour and a half... Meaning you get 30 minutes or less until feeding time again.

At least I got some cute pictures.

[whattheworldisreallylike-blog]

went out night before my birthday

drunkenly called my mom at 2am

i have no memory of the conversation