#puking

[blinddetective]

have a jackalope lester while i panic and freak out and cry over threshold

shhh

[ifeelyucky]

All that sparkling water was not good for my tummy... >< Listen to me puke it all up and whimper.. I wish I had someone loving who would hold my hair back while it spews :(( Photo of the aftermath below the cut.

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[scatmen1980-blog]

I just threw up my soul. I think I got a stomach virus.

[thegoodmorningman]

When do we tear down the calendar? When do we smash the clock? When do we break the candle? Every Monday I ask myself, when is enough enough? The only when is now. But it still isn't happening.

[dark-lord-of-awesomeness]

Stan, who, everytine he says the name of a family member, is puking flowers. Except he doesnt say their names for ten years. So thats gonna be an awkward encounter with Ford.

oof man :( poor guy. That ruins the throat.

Wait does it like, build up? The longer he doesn't say it the more flowers? Because what I'm hearing is the entire portal incident is deraild because Stan, not knowing this is a thing or brushing it off, says Fords name for the first time in ten years and starts vomiting flowers non stop. Fords house is filling with flowers and they're all gross and covered in spit and Stan's shivering with a bowl and nonstop heaving and sweating and Fords just. Staring at them all. Its disgusting, but not only that, its also gross. And everywhere. And not something they can flush down the toilet so Fords stuck on bucket throwing duty where Stan fills a bowl with flowers and Ford gives him a new one and tosses the others outside, then comes back to switch off.

Stan finally stops, but its been like an hour of this and whatever steam Ford had is gone in the face of 'what the fuck was that?' also Stan is so dehydrated and his throat is raw and Ford can't let Stan go anywhere looking so deflated and ill.

His house smells very nice for the first time in months but the knowledge of why makes it hard to appreciate.

[pukelover1993]

[sickeytummy]

such a bad stomach ache i feel so queasy

[i-post-hilarious-shit]

MY FACE WHEN I TASTE ANYTHING HONEY 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮