#pulpmaid.meat

[pulpmaid]

princess: to speak plainly, i cant afford any more maids getting pregnant. this is final.

inquisitrix maid: "go-go bishoujo bankruptcy!"

*leverages cuteness against her debts without forfeiting anything*

princess:

inquisitrix maid:

princess:

princess: okay new decree. i sponsor you and the cutest can get service preggo'd rawhide mallet croquet style

kissper maid: (my saccharine princess, isn't this a little biased? like what if all i've got going for me is my prodigious smoochies for the easily-swindled princess,,,,) *starts making out with her*

inquisitrix maid: surely this conduct violates some kind of laissez-faire policy, milady? milady??

[pulpmaid]

OSHA mandated tgirl relief space where you can rub one out on a 10.

[pulpmaid]

OMELETTE GIRL THAT ONLY CUMS ALBUMEN: oh nooo haha im gonna clog your arteries with my yolk~~

TOAST GIRL: oh,hghogh,oghhfffffuck

HAMFISTED [Formidable: Failure]: The flush sticks to your face like mud. She can tell you like being bread.

SWISS CHEESED [Easy: Success]: You can trust her. She's runny too. Ask her to bite you, and let her really leave a mark.

[pulpmaid]

ILL-FATED PUPPYGIRL: first date!!! leTS PLAY!!! *bites down, shakes around in mouth*

AEROSOL CAN GIRL: s-stop it!! haAH My boobs are SEnsitive- *nut rattling noise* ghh,,gim...gonna..h,,,hauUAAHSKHGSGKHS

AEROSOL CAN GIRL: *sputtering out a tiny bit of paint* eaaa........ how embarassing...

ILL-FATED PUPPYGIRL: arf! that was fun, wag wag! *sniffs* hey whatcha got there, its strong.... *huffing her crotch* BOWWOW AWAWAWA THAT"S THE GOOD STUFF!!!! *heavy breathing*

AEROSOL CAN GIRL: *lightheaded* uhh you uhh mmm aah can't aagh o-oh....... *passes out*

ILL-FATED PUPPYGIRL: sniff snorf snarf all for Meeeee heeheehee~

[pulpmaid]

*slurping And sloshing on it, when the Princess gives me a forlorn glance*

"more head, Milady?"

"I guess." She's hard. hard to read. hardened by The battles she's fought. this tenderness I Dight to bestow upon her, Indubiously, shall bring About a dead reckoning that docks into her Carne just as softly. for, It will bring her out. Coagulating with her, may just Moult the soul. I leave the room to prepare her tea, making Sure to dissolve the Sildenafil completely before returning.

[pulpmaid]

in middle school i was friends with this jokerboy known as the Eggbreaker, and every week he would set up the same joke for other clowns. he'd say "hey. I have a joke for you,........... PUSSY! .......do you get it?" and while the misogynist laughs at its face value, it is always the closeted girlie that says "yeah (understanding)" or "nope (rejecting)". anyways i hope her sisters are letting her bottom

[pulpmaid]

call it prescience the way i know the exact moment she will start leaking after i put on the labcoat and pull out the sharkie

[pulpmaid]

[half awake] it's simple. you say "<cutename>, fetch me my slippers" and then- [realizing it's not the mistress] i say "okay" [realizing call-and-response is perverted] i mean i dont say anything at all [completely awake, confounded] sorry, i think i'm needed elsewhere