#pun tw

[rotten-to-the-applecore]

it’s a cocker spaniel

[spacefighter413]

you can tell this wheat has been pregraint before

because of its starch marks

[therapardalis]

Palpatine wasn't just thin, he was e-Mace-iated.

[norwegianwasher]

Wood wick candles really are all they’ve crackled up to be

[indianqueenofqueerness]

It is a misteak to have beef with someone you meat everyday

[handageddon]

what are you doing on the carousel?

Oh, you know, horsing around.