Kalani A. @spacefighter413 - Tumblr Blog

The Magnus Archives liveblogging masterpost

season 1 (complete)

season 2 (complete)

season 3 (complete)

season 4 (complete)

season 5

pinning this so i don’t lose it or forget to update it

#the magnus archives #liveblogging

i shingled a roof!!

#my life #it’s finally done!

girl-blorbo-polls

can your girl blorbo make bread?

-yes (canonically)

-yes (my headcanon)

-no (canonically)

-no (my headcanon)

Can your girl blorbo make bread?

Yes (canonically)

Yes (my headcanon)

No (canonically)

No (my headcanon)

Remaining time: 4 days 1 hour

#prev i can see it both ways #it might he something they teach #it might be something people are just supposed to osmose #anyway hel has lived for like 8 hours tops and spent at least half of that actively killing people #even disregarding the whole dying world thing there’s no chance she knows how to make bread

boringkate

Did you know that cishets fuck pies? Apple pies are their favorites. They'll see a freshly baked apple pie and fuck it right there on the table. Some of you will try to tell me that it was just a joke (that it was a scene from a teen sex comedy), but I won't fall for it. I've heard real cishets talk about getting a sexual enjoyment from creampies in real life too. They're sick!

spacefighter413

from Whistles: The Starlight Calliope

and sometimes you’re desperately in love with a hot confident person who already has a partner. so you secretly get your resistance network to accidentally assassinate said partner. and all goes well as this means you get killed by the person you’re obsessed with (even though the world gets destroyed) (and she’s still very much in love with the dead guy)

#transistor #sybil reisz #what an icon. love her

playing transistor again… i need my doomed straight couple

how do i explain the phrase “they’re literally cute” to my sister time sensitive question

#my life #like you can’t blame them for this! they’re literally cute!

phantomrose96

You know, an interesting tumblr transformation that's happened gradually, and which I've seen no one talk about: ask-culture has essentially dropped off to nothing.

By which I mean, asks used to be WAY more of the tumblr economy. They used to be more common to send, and receive, and see. They were integral to the collaborative, forum-like behavior of old tumblr communities, not even to speak on the HUGE number of ask-blogs that used to exist to only be interacted with in ask-form.

I'm not saying this in a vying-for-attention way but instead in an observational way: I used to get way way more asks in like 2015, even with a fraction of my follower count. I wonder if it's due to the homogenization of social media sites? There's a lot more of this divide between "content creator" and "consumer" instead of just a bunch of peer blogs who would talk to each other. "Asks" aren't really a thing on twitter, are they? And as I understand it, the closest thing to an "ask" on instagram or tiktok would be a creator screenshotting some comment and responding to it in a new reel or video or whatever those content mediums are. Are asks just too tumblr-specific? Is that aspect of the site culture dying out as more and more people converge to using all their social media sites in the same way?

pendragyn

it's probably from assholes making asks a minefield of trolling/harassment for years with no real blocking ability, which turned people off from allowing asks on their blogs so as a whole the site moved away from it

but now that we do have better blocking, we should try to revive it.

triflesandparsnips

Reblog if your ask box is open.

moveslikekeithrichards

having tortured ocs is so funny bc some of em im projecting personal issues onto & some of em im just like Fuck You. Random Chimp Event

#constantly worried i’m doing jade’s facet of “though you pretend that everything’s fine you’re missing what it takes to be a person” wrong

scribeherself

There is no drug on earth that can replicate the absolute euphoria of hitting a writing flow state at 2:00 AM. You aren’t even typing anymore. You are a vessel. You are a channel for the gods. The characters are speaking directly into your brain and you’re just the stenographer trying to keep up. You feel like you could fight a bear. You feel like you invented the alphabet

#this is how it’s been going #sane me awake at normal times of day does not have the vision required to write any of these people #but sleep-deprived me? she’s just heard the character we’re beating up use the description “like villi in the intestines of a god”

everythingfox

Building a home for a toadlet

(via)

vcrcleaner

NOTHING will prepare u for how tiny this guy is

derinthescarletpescatarian

Me watching the prep: That’s gonna be WAY too small for him to live in!

Me seeing the amphibian: Objection withdrawn.

my pet molocule

pet da pluey

pet da pluey

pet da pluey

Reading through the scp files in order has given me the wonderful secrets of which ones I subjectively think are way cooler and more interesting than the famous ones

mildlybizarrecorvid

The SCP Foundation's 'top-secret' archives, declassified for your enjoyment.

Read this one earlier today. Awesomesauce

#ah i remember reading through the scp files in order #reached like 6000 something before high school got too depressing and i stopped doing much of anything #my favorite’s 3001 :)