#punch him

[fringession]

Well, what will you do?

[qdawgbsky]

Reference: the new official animation merch thing

I find it very funny that YJH dressed like an after hour CEO while KDJ is just CASUAL so this is what i imagined happened 😭

[aenslem]

The Homelander | The Boys 1.01

[cashmoneyyysstuff]

"..did you just sniff me ?"

"no."

immediate, crisp. a little snappy, maybe a little too fast. the word leaves tomura's mouth in an instant.

"..you sure ?" your voice shakes, lips twitching to desperate hide your smile. tomura's eyes twitch and narrow, he notices. "yeah." he grits out. his voice remains forcibly even.

"tomu--"

"i wouldn't sniff you. that's fucking weird." he readjusts on the couch, grunting as he does so. you can tell he's desperately trying to make himself more comfortable, he refuses to look your way.

"well, if you just so happened to--"

"i didn't."

"hypothetically. if you did, i smell different because i changed my perfume. it smelled good and i wanted to try something different." you explain, continuing to scroll on your phone in an attempt to calm your boyfriend's nerves. snuggling into him again. no matter how many times you do it it still makes him stiffen the slightest bit, affection is something he can never quite get used to. he loosens up soon after. slowly leaning his shoulders to yours just slightly so he can feel the pressure, so you can feel his weight on you.

it takes him a minute before he grunts out a barely audible "smells good."

[orcbardneeul]

Sassy Skips Sketch by @Bactover (on twitter)

[emilicorail]

Imagine this guy trying to bully you at school 💀

[thatghostinyourbog]

"I'm rock hard bro!"

attempts to skate away but falls over

[149panda149]

horatio hornblower the evil and intimidating horse tells you to punch that french marquis reeeeeeeal hard in the face