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I'M NOT DEAD
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Omg I had forgotten about putaign! Plus the only times I've heard it, it was jarringly loud lol what an amazing swear.
Just because it rhymes (kind off), I feel one of Jean's numerous angry french rambles probably involves "putaing de teigne" when he thinks of Neil.
I wish I knew more southern of France expressions :( Do you have ideas about what long strings of insults Jean would come up with? Or just sweet nicknames, like "miserable wretch", "abominable cockroach" and other bangers of his. <3
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oh, yes, curses and insults, my favorite thing about languages hahaha
long strings of insults are SO easy to build in french! all you have to do is take one swear word and connect it to another with ‘de’... and it can be UNLIMITED !! the longer it gets, the more pissed off you are! like, putain de saloperie de bordel de putain de merde d’enculé de sa mère = it literally means absolutely nothing, it’s just a big loud ‘FUCK’ lmao
when nora vaguely writes jean cursing, this is what is most likely coming out of his mouth lol probably just long combinations of both cursing words and actual insults i'm happy to provide a few insults that i think jean is 100% using on a daily basis 🤣 - the classic cursing words : putain(g) = fuck ; merde = shit ; bordel = fuck - casse-couilles = literally ‘testicles-breaker’ but meaning someone who is a pain in the ass - couillon = literally ‘testicle’ but meaning ‘moron’ (this one is very popular in marseille, they use it for everything) (i made a post about it here) - connard = asshole, jerk (this one french people use when they are really angry) - enculé = literally ‘fucked in the ass’ but meaning ‘fucker/motherfucker’ (another one you hear a lot in marseille) - va te faire foutre/va te faire enculer = ‘go fuck yourself’ - nique ta mère = ‘fuck your mother’ (meaning fuck you) - ta mère la pute = ‘your mother is a whore’ meaning ‘son of a bitch’ - fils de pute = ‘son of a bitch’ - salope = bitch - saloperie = my personal favorite insult from jean to neil, i also made a post to explain this word here
as for insults/curses specific to marseille/southern france, you have: - bonne mère ! = ‘good mother’ but meaning ‘jeez!’ or ‘oh my god!’ - boudiou ! = same ‘oh my god!’ - fada = a fool (the most used insult in marseille) - counas = an idiot++ - mouligas = a slacker - va fangoule = go fuck yourself those are the most well known. they sound so cute to me!
basically, jean can mix all of these and be infinitely creative also, most of the time, french insults start with either 'sale [insert insult]' or 'espèce de [insert insult]' or 'gros [insert insult]' to accentuate the insult. the english equivalent is 'you [insert insult]' or something like that ;) but it can also start with 'petit/petite [insert insult]' = 'little [insert insult]' and i personally think jean uses that one the most when he curses at neil, just for the pleasure of calling him small lmao
what the fuck do you know about awkward moments? a blowjob in the shower? first time jerking off against the wall? no, It’s Andrew kissing Neil without closing his eyes, and Neil, so caught off guard by that first kiss that he keeps his own eyes open for a few bewildered seconds. so they’re just staring at each other from inches away in the middle of a kiss?? no, absolutely not. that has to be the single most ridiculous thing that could’ve happened.
guys i love jerejean so much. fuck
I have nothing to say for myself
in order to date kevin day you have to defeat his 7 evil situationships and Exy lust
We desperately need more “don’t touch my fucking goalie” moments in aftg fics. And not just Neil losing it. I want Dan losing it. I want Aaron losing it. Kevin loves to fight, let’s see him fight over Andrew and Renee. I need Nicky do you see what I’m saying i need EVERYONE.
THIS YES THIS EXACTLY
I need to see Matt absolutely smash someone's face in for touching Andrew
She be "Baltin' On My More"
Anyway he be strangling a riko fan plush
All silly doodles all silly
How I be looking at pictures of jeremy knox on the big screen
ANOTHER HEATWAVE TIME TO PROJECT MY PAIN ONTO JEAN MOREAU
Yk
Yk
Yk what would be so cool and groovy
If
If aftg artists
would post
THEIR AUS
ONTO ARTFIGHT
Andrew DON'T
first attack on @thatghostinyourbog >:3c
Though this may be true, Nora said that Jean died in every other draft even including the one where Neil was a Raven. Also maybe the best would have shifted Neil’s personality, maybe Nathaniel would have been too caught up with Exy like Kevin to even notice some of the stuff that was going on. Plus, there are many reasons Jean would want to die that are completely out of Neil’s control.
I do really hope they could have gone off and been pro partners but I’m just going off of what Nora told us how Jean died in every other draft but this one.
@real-fragments I hope Jean would still be alive but I like to make characters suffer so this was the first idea that came to mind. Oops. 🥲
What does everyone else think? I just think that Alternative universes are completely in our own control because they’re our own versions of our stories!
WELL
IIIIIII for one
Think that Kevin would sick Nathaniel on riko like a dog and they would all run out of the nest holding hands Neil killing greyson on their way out the door they find the nearest flower field and make flower crowns and Andrew comes out of the nearby woods and kisses Neil and steals Neil's flower crown and runs back into the woods
Spins evily on chair
SO I'M JOINING ART FIGHT FOR THE FIRST TIME YAY!! YAY!!
i'm so so excited really!! i'll be trying to do as much as i possible can!!! i can't wait to start i've been prepping for this for such a long time really1 SO happy to finally join for real and not just watch all the fun :D
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