#punctuation matters

[jamiemarsters]

Just saw a meme that was a pic of Faith with the caption "Take your clothes off Buffy".

I literally said, out loud, "Wait… why does Buffy have my clothes?"

So, that's where I'm at today… in case you were wondering…

[sparingiscaring]

You encounter two Billy's at a crossroads. One path will lead you to your destination, and the other to your doom.

One is Billy Mae, a creature who can only tell truths. One is Billy Nas, a creature who can only tell lies.

You can only ask one question to one Billy. Your question will be answered in the form of an Arm & Hammer selling pitch.

What will you ask to the Billy's?

[80ssonglyricmeditations]

I keep searching for an answer I never seem to find.

[carolofthebell]

Adventures in Carpooling VIII: Mis-directions

Brother: “ "It sure is," fifteen-year-old Suki agreed, because friends didn't point out that friends were cuddling painted rocks. Like her momma had-” *sips latte*

Me: *relives trauma* oh Suki!

Brother: Sorry! “Like her momma had said: at least it was strength training.”

[misspetsyourcats]

[knight-in-sour-armor]

[phrasalcards]

Have a nice day! 👋👵

[outside-seoul]