#punful

[blessedtherains]

only brought this dress so you could tayke it off tayke it off OoOooooOooo

[orangeswithsquirrelfaces]

What do John Cena and the postal service have in common?

They’re both good at boxing.

[orangeswithsquirrelfaces]

I invented a new kind of poisoned drink!

I’m calling it the Murderita.

[orangeswithsquirrelfaces]

What does the moth say when they’re going to the bar? “I’m gonna go get lit.”

[orangeswithsquirrelfaces]

I know getting addicted to being electrocuted is odd, but

I gotta get that buzz.

[its-me-cryptotech]

I know a guy who uses a digital time piece. I told him Roman Numerals looked cooler and I hope they make a comeback. He said, “NOT ON MY WATCH.”

[ghostfacebignaturals]

smokey joking about their insecurities and bad experiences in order to cope is RELATABLE AS HELL