#twilight shitposting

[madeleineengland]

LMAO

[unicorngeek13]

[forkswashington]

i'm one minor inconvenience away from going to volterra italy and stepping out into the sun in front of 1000 unsuspecting passersby

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[immortalseaqueen]

It’s the ✨aesthetic✨

[simpfordemetri]

Why do the Cullens keep acting shocked that people are angry at them?

No like for real. Let’s break this down because I genuinely don’t understand how there are people who still think the Cullens are the good guys and everyone else specially the Volturi were the bad guys.

FIRST OF ALL. They broke every single Volturi rule and still act like they were the victims.

1) Edward reveals the existence of vampires to Bella( WHO IS A HUMAN) and she learns everything about them.

2) Bella gets involved with the entire family.

3) She also repeatedly interacts with other vampires. (The Denalis in Bella and Edward wedding like heyyyy😝😝😝 WTF)

4) They keep postponing turning her despite the fact that literally everyone knows she knows too much and the Volturi repeteadly making clear that she should be turned asap.

5) Edward has a mental breakdown and decides he is going to expose the existence of vampires in Volterra.

6) Bella gets pregnant and have Renegade.

And yes, she isn’t an immortal child, the Cullens know that, BUT THE VOLTURI FUCKING DON’T. Neither did Irina, so from my point of view she wasn’t a snitch, she just saw something that already killed her mother centuries ago and DID THE RIGHT THING GOING TO THE VOLTURI BRO. It was not personal, it was just following the fucking law.

Now, from the Volturi perspective, they receive information that a coven that already has a history of rule-breaking is now apparently creating immortal childs. And like fucking always the Cullens act like this accusation came out of nowhere.

Guys. Be serious. At some point your reputation starts mattering.❤️

AND THEY HAVE THE AUDACITY TO constantly presents themselves as victims of Volturi persecution while spending the entire saga acting like rules only apply when they are personally convenient.

AND THEN they start recruiting allies and this is where my sympathy really starts running out because they gather vampires from all over the world and put on a sad face, manipulative speeches, and stuff to convince them to risk their lives for them. BRO?

That’s basically like saying hey please come risk your lives because we fucked up AGAIN and we are in trouble hahaha okay bye😘✌🏻

Then Irina is literally executed in front of her sisters. Sisters who already had their mother executed in front of them. All because she genuinely believed she was reporting an immortal child, which, according to vampire law, is exactly what she was supposed to do. AND THE CULLENS DIDN’T GIVE A SINGLE FUCK! I-😭😭😭😭

For real, imagine seeing something you believe could threaten your entire species and reporting it, and then being killed for it, and somehow the emotional center of the scene is still the Cullens.

I’m gonna be honest, the Cullens has protagonist syndrome.

Every rule they break is understandable. Every exception they want should be granted. Every consequence is oppression. Every criticism is persecution. Everyone should help them. And they are the good guys every time.

NOW I think they genuinely believe that the rules imposed by the Volturi don’t apply to them because they see themselves as the “good vampires”, since they integrate into human society, act like humans, don’t feed on humans and all that, so they think that since they are truly different from the rest of the vampires means the rules shouldn’t apply to them. And that is hypocrisy.

Anyways that’s all. Have a good day😀

[okayigetitifuckedup]

Cullen men being simps

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