CRYPTOTECH

Professional Christian smartass Would rather die then submit to the will of tyranny. machine guns. . . . Hi

[its-me-cryptotech]

[its-me-cryptotech]

Who would win in a fist fight? Weezer Or the Beatles? Both in their prime and no weapons.

[its-me-cryptotech]

Y’all ready for 2025?

[plaguedocboi]

Hellooooo

[its-me-cryptotech]

The SCP has escaped containment.

[its-me-cryptotech]

Standing in the crowded Atlanta airport and realizing how accurate one piece background character design actually is. All the other reasonably proportioned anime’s are the weird ones.

[sacred-portal]

[its-me-cryptotech]

No missionaries come from here. They do not go to here typically.

[its-me-cryptotech]

We’re going to let people keep thinking this site is dead right?

I feel like this site is a terrarium someone left on the curb and every now and then someone lifts the tangled mat of mulch on the bottom to see if it’s still usable and all us little cockroaches, mice and pillbugs skitter about frantically about being discovered.

[johnbottoms]

hate when men have big beautiful brown eyes like a baby cow . shut the fuck up

[its-me-cryptotech]

Like this?

[guooey]

how am I supposed to get any work done when my youtube recommendations are this enticing

[its-me-cryptotech]

Wait till you find out about the $1 bill

[twistcmyk]

had to get this out of my head, hope it helps someone!

[its-me-cryptotech]

My advice to anyone struggling. Be unapologetically you. Be the person that younger versions of you would be proud of. Be the person that you right after your darkest moment would say “that is why I chose to keep going.”

[maribwil]

WE FUCKING UNDER THE UNIRONED INCINEROAR TWEET FLAG TONIGHT !!

[maribwil]

this is more important to me than the birth of my first son. I feel like adam touching the fingertip of god

[its-me-cryptotech]

I keep wondering why I forget this site exists… then I see something like this and I’m like “oh yeah I forgot on purpose.”

[daily-spooky]

[its-me-cryptotech]

And they are married

[bidoof]

Change.org - Petition To Hire 1,000,000 People To Put Their Fingers In The Shoot Hole Of Peoples’ Guns So They Can’t Shoot Them

[mycatisnamedfrank]

It’s still gonna shoot… And they’re gonna lose a finger

[bidoof]

No. The finger blocks the bullet. We can do this

[domozillla-deactivated20181216]

This is a gun we’re talking about. The projectile is fired using an explosion, not by compressed air of a toy gun or the elastic forces of a sling shot. People would be lucky if they only lost their finger.

[bidoof]

The finger blocks it

[dildomuncher3000]

The finger won’t block it - the shaft is only there for keeping the bullet straight, all the propulsion happens behind the bullet. The bullet would rip through the finger, not that many would actually fit without the victim being a child, and beyond.

[bidoof]

The bullet would go forward a little and then hit the finger and stop it’s not that hard to understand

[fifty-percent-possessed-deactiv]

People are going to lose their hands. Go watch Mythbusters. They did an episode on this, the hand fucking exploded.

[hungwy]

No, the bullet would start to go but stop at the finger. Thats basic physics. Also hands dont explode normally they did something wrong.

[blipblerp]

Why the dingleknockers would you even consider sticking your finger in the barrel of a loaded gun?? the amount of force propelling the bullet at that close of range would shatter the finger at the very least; this is a petition for 1,000,000 people to loose the use of their hands. If a bullet explodes the back of a persons skull when they shoot it in their mouth it sure as hell will explode a finger.

[gorps]

No the finger would stop it

[joryboi]

I’m loving the idiocy of this post.

Ppl with brains: ummm finger go boom…

Others: no bullet stop. U no kno fisics >:V

[foulserpent]

no the finger would stop it

[indianworiorprincess-blog]

You guy who think the bullet would stop at the finger have never shot a gun and can volunteer to it their fingers in the barrel of my 9 mil and I’ll I’ll the trigger and see if it will stop the bullet. Dumdasses

[foulserpent]

the finger would stop it

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 28th of december, 2015.

[petalsbleedingbeak]

These fuckwits are back again? How’s it going, Nine Finger Nasty? About to turn into an Eight Finger Egghead?

@meatswitch @raptorific this is a US based site. US Americans are known for two things- obsession with guns and incredible stupidity. Had this been anyone else, I’d say they’re trying to fuck with us. But with US Americans, about 70% of them are dead serious about mangling their hands trying to stop a bullet.

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

I’ve had four years to think about it and now I think the finger would stop it

[gorps]

I just tested it with my buddy. It stops the bullet

[several-large-churros]

….Mythbusters WELDED A METAL SPIKE into the barrel of a gun to obstruct it, something heaps stronger than a human finger (and sealed the barrel better with the filler metal used to fuse the metal spike into place and prevent the explosive gases from escaping) but even that didn’t stop the bullet from doing damage.

[gorps]

It’s because they didn’t use a finger like I did

[hellsitegenetics]

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[localowlhousefanatic]

The fuck’s going on here? You’d rip your hand apart you fucks

[hellsitegenetics]

no the finger would stop it

[its-me-cryptotech]

What if we used our thumb?

[its-me-cryptotech]

Is @pukicho still in the WiFi cave? Or did it get them?

[its-me-cryptotech]

I SHALL EXPLAIN A TV SHOW PLOT BADLY.

Two furries fight immoral corporate big shots in a flying turtle transformer, while also teaching random kids they met on the internet about nature.

[its-me-cryptotech]

Every now and then this post breaches containment and I remember that this site exists and I cry myself to sleep at 2pm and give up on my day.

[its-me-cryptotech]

BOUNTY HUNTING

IDEA, bring back bounty hunters.

Under stipulation, that they are 100% responsible for anything bad that happens as a result of their actions. I.E. if they break into a building they think the criminal owns and they're wrong, they get charged with negligence, vandalism, and trespassing. If they chase the guy and he runs into traffic causing an accident, they are liable for any and all damages in said accident. If they discharge their firearm (in the case of a dead or alive suspect), they are responsible for whatever they hit. Alongside all this risk they are required to attend a weeklong course on bounty hunting (which covers their states laws and physical requirements.) to attain their license to hunt, AND an annual three day course to maintain the knowledge and skills. Crimes committed in the line of duty should also be punishable by revoking of the license until they can reattend the weeklong course, or permanently depending upon the severity of the incident. The less severe penalty comes with a three strike system, (if you are forced to attend the weeklong course three times after your initial training then it is permanently revoked.)

[its-me-cryptotech]

If I was a vampire I’d totally bite random creatures to see what happens. Like BOOM, vampire wolf. BOOM VAMPIRE CAT. BAM, see that berd? It’s a vampire now.