Oh great goddess Fortuna, how have I incurred your wrath? Your capricious wheel of fate and blessings once more spins away from my favor, and as punishment, a great gaggle of foolish humans have approached me...
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You are all very brave to face the Lord of the Unholy with so little preparation. While I will never be fond of any mere mortal, you have earned a sliver of my respect--the respect of a Prince of Darkness! Brash one, diminutive one, songful one, hopeful one, I am well acquainted with each of you. I have already seen into your futures, peering into the eye by which the Fates determine your lives, and have prophecized that it is not I who brings about your demise--consider yourselves blessed.
However, you, with the phallic shaped hair, pique my interest. Are you not aware that the very blood that slides through my veins is poison? Speak up, ignorant one! You mortals test my patience!