#punny things

[saltskinandasociopath]

the funniest thing about totk is that the english name for the evil trees is....

evermean

[soclonely]

I'm digging the building of relationship between you and pelvis anon. You guys are so fun!

Some people are just made for each other ya know? I am glad you are finding it humerus. Really though I love it! I really enjoy when they pop in. Thank you pelvis anon for making my life brighter. 

[gimmemorespirk]

Hey Siri

I was in a mood and asked Siri to tell me a Halloween joke. She gave me this, which honestly shows she really does know me.

FUN FACT: Mister Spock actually had three ears:

A right ear, a left ear and a final front ear.

[saltskinandasociopath]

did you hear the one about the auditor who killed people with their own returns?

a genuine tax murderer

[saltskinandasociopath]

what do you call a pickled sex toy

a dill-don't

[saltskinandasociopath]

did you hear about the death battle between the casts of romeo and juliet and robin hood

yeah they’re going to fight friar with friar