#punnyabel

[newquintonrp]

here's abel!

[jeremy-band-blog]

[text] Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time

[text] im guessing they aren’t that good then cause the beach boys beat the beatles on every front

[danielgraceful-blog]

[text] I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW (evan)

[text] Pussy that wet 

[text] lol damn girl hmu

[alecdanielhartwell-blog]

[text] Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I’ve been waiting for this moment forever.

[text] Welcome to being an adult. It’s a beautiful life.

[miss-natalie-singer]

[text] I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man’s heart. (evan)

Text: I have both those things for you.

Text: Not a problem

[fvckshane-blog]

[text] We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman’s birthday party for the food. Whoops. (evan)

                    Another text message Muse Monday

[ text ] : fuck u have been gettin turnt lately[ text ] : im impressed ;]

[ras-dalton-blog]

[text] The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here (evan)

                       Another text message Muse Monday!

[ text ] : did you make sure that it wasn’t monopoly money?

[dean-o-mac-blog]

[text] Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while… if you happen to find your balls then join us

                    Another text message Muse Monday!

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