BLUE?: Let's make this quick.
BLUE?: Thanks for voting in another round of my tournament.
BLUE?: Here's the bracket.
BLUE?: Now, I need to prepare.
BLUE?: Goodbye.
COPY-CAT: Are we ready?
MED-KIT: Yeah, I think we are.
RAD: yyyeahh!!!!!
COPY: ^_^;
RAD: domnt be mervous!..
RAD: we can o this!!
MED-KIT: Save our friends!
COPY-CAT: Save the day.
[The lights shut down.]
MED-KIT: Huh?
COPY: (0_0)
BLUE?: 1, 2...
[The lights turn back on. The winners have all changed.]
TECH / MORALITY / SICK / EXPERIMENT
CYBERCAT: That was strange!
CYBERCAT: Hey, why's that slug in that large vat?
MEDICAL MALPRACTICE: Get here, you need treatment!
RADIATION OVERLOAD: sto;!!
RADIATION OVERLOAD: we gontta save thne day!
THE REBORN: =_=
CYBERCAT: Hey, guys!
CYBERCAT: We need to stop arguing and figure this out!
MEDICAL MALPRACTICE: I'll take you to peices you bucket of bolts!
CYBERCAT: Okay, that was just rude...
MEDICAL MALPRACTICE: You can't take me on!
CYBERCAT: I definitely could.
MEDICAL MALPRACTICE: No you couldn't!!
RADIATION OVERLOAD: guys stop fignting!
BLUE?: Switch.
[The lights shut down again, before coming back on. The winners have changed.]
EXPERIMENT / TECH / MORALITY / SICK
THE LONER: who keeps turnng the light s off?
DATA DOCTOR: I dunno, but it's making me dizzy...
SILENT WARRIOR: ô_ó
[THE FUSED crashes into THE LONER.]
THE FUSED: Oof, sorry!
THE LONER: dont tiuch me.
THE LONER: domnt even be near me!...
SILENT WARRIOR: ō_ō
THE FUSED: Woah! I said sorry!
THE FUSED: Please don't point that thing at me...
SILENT WARRIOR: -_-;
[THE LONER walked over to DATA DOCTOR.]
DATA DOCTOR: Hello!
THE LONER: AUGhm
DATA DOCTOR: Do you need anything?
THE LONER: .........no.......
DATA DOCTOR: Well I'll always be here if you need anything.
BLUE?: Switch.
[The lights go out. The winners are changed yet again.]
SICK / EXPERIMENT / TECH / MORALITY
THE HITMAN: Hmpf...
COPY-COPY-CAT: Huh?
THE HITMAN: Have you seen this person?
[THE HITMAN hands him a photo of BlueEngland.]
COPY-COPY-CAT: I- uh, yeah! I did!
COPY-COPY-CAT: A while ago though. They're somewhere around here!
THE HITMAN: Very helpful.
RADBOT: Hello!
THE HITMAN: Have you seen this person?
RADBOT: Yes!
RADBOT: ....I forgot where...
THE HITMAN: ...
THE HITMAN: Thank you for your help.
RADBOT: Yay! >>‿<<
OTHER SIDE: I don't get it...
DIAMOND: Get what?
OTHER SIDE: Why you do this.
DIAMOND: It's fun!
DIAMOND: Why do you think I recover everyone?
DIAMOND: It'd get boring.
OTHER SIDE: Yeah, sure.
OTHER SIDE: Why don't you ever finish me off though?
DIAMOND: It's fun seeing you get worse.
OTHER SIDE: ...
THE HITMAN: Have either of you seen this person?
DIAMOND: Nah.
OTHER SIDE: ...
THE HITMAN: Okay.
BLUE?: Switch.
[The lights go out again, the winners are changed again.]
MORALITY / SICK / EXPERIMENT / TECH
TRUSTLESS CAT: Hello there friend!
THE AGENT: What do you want?
TRUSTLESS CAT: Just a short chat.
THE AGENT: I don't have the time.
[TRUSTLESS CAT takes out a knife from his bag.]
TRUSTLESS CAT: Well that's just too bad...
[STAFF OF WILL slams into him, stopping his action.]
TRUSTLESS CAT: Ugh, stupid-
[Another slam.]
STAFF OF WILL: o_o [No harm will come to anyone while I am here.]
TRUSTLESS CAT: Yeah?
TRUSTLESS CAT: Let's fight!
THE AGENT: Sigh.
MERGED ANON: whts hppening?
THE AGENT: I don't know.
MERGED ANON: It looks like a fight.
THE AGENT: You look like you've seen better days.
MERGED ANON: Yeah, we have.
MERGED ANON: I have no idea how this happened...
THE AGENT: It's Blue.
THE AGENT: Or whatever's inside him.
THE AGENT: We need to stop it.
MERGED ANON: yueh!!! lets sotp it!!
THE AGENT: Great.
THE AGENT: We need a plan.
THE AGENT: Gather anyone who's willing to help.
MERGED ANON: got it mmam!
MERGED ANON: salout!
BLUE?: Hmpf.
BLUE?: Gonna need to slow them down at least...
BLUE?: Haywire.
Hallowland... what can I say about him? He's strong. He's powerful. And he's my only obsticle...
Not anymore.
LOSS #9 - OUTER-
HALLOW: No.
BLUE?: What?
BLUE?: How are you here!?
HALLOW: I'm not playing your games.
[Hallowland takes out a bag of soul sand. He eats all of it.]
HALLOW: I.
HALLOW: Won't.
HALLOW: Back.
HALLOW: Down.
BLUE?: Fine.
BLUE?: Let's see how long you can truly last!
HALLOW: Nah.
[Hallowland goes for a powerful punch, but Not BlueEngland easily dodges it, returning with a strike down to the floor.]
BLUE?: Ha!
BLUE?: I have the powers of the plot on my side!
BLUE?: I can do anything!
HALLOW: I know Blue.
HALLOW: I know he wouldn't let you win.
HALLOW: And if it's not now...
HALLOW: It'll be soon.
HALLOW: So I'll wait.
HALLOW: But you won't break me.
BLUE?: He can't do anything to stop me.
BLUE?: He's worthless.
HALLOW: He created you.
BLUE?: Goodbye! Thank you for participating!
[Not BlueEngland shuts the door, leaving Hallowland in the darkness. The battle room's reality warping capabilities were already at work, but they didn't effect him.]
BLUE?: Hm...
BLUE?: The final winners match is almost over.
BLUE?: Those... losers...
BLUE?: They need bosses...
BLUE?: ...
BLUE?: I have the perfect idea...
NYA: Isn't it nice to calm down?
FAV: Yez, but that ZTUPID-
NYA: Hm?
FAV: ...Yez it iz.
FAV: I ztill want to kill that ztupid aztronaut for what he did to my ship though!
NYA: And that's okay.
NYA: There's definitely better ways to handle your anger, but i'm not a therapist.
BLUE?: Hello, hello!
FAV: You!
NYA: Go away!
BLUE?: Aww, what's wrong?
NYA: We all know what you've been doing!
NYA: Copy-Cat made these cards.
FAV: Zo leave uz alone OR I'll make you-
[A metallic thwak is heard, then the thump of a large aqua cat falling onto the floor.]
NYA: Huh!?
BLUE?: I was hoping this would be easy.
BLUE?: Ah... everything's all in order...
BLUE?: Nobody left to stop me from taking that core and KILLING EVERYONE!
BLUE?: Sounds a lot lamer than I thought it would. EH.
THE SAVIOR: ...
BLUE?: Oh, if it isn't my partner, hows my gift treating you?
THE SAVIOR: Now!
[Everyone pushes him into the battle room, THE SAVIOR running in afterwards and activating it.]
BLUE?: Oh wow, you broke free from your strings, not like I can just WRITE YOU OUT OF THE STORY!
[It doesn't work.]
BLUE?: What-?
HEARTY: The battle room is controlled by us now, and I'm not letting you do anything!
BLUE?: Ugh, the third wheel, I should've destroyed you when I had the chance...
HEARTY: Well I wasn't here for most of this so I was basically destroyed.
BLUE?: YOU CAN'T BE DESTROYED AND COME BACK FOR THE FINALE THAT'S NOT HOW THIS WORKS!
HEARTY: Well-
HEARTY: FUCK YOU!
HEARTY: Stage shift!
[The room transformed into a nice little neighbourhood... until it all sets on fire.]
BURNING MAN: HAHAHAHAHA
BURNING MAN: burn baby burn
BLUE?: Him? This'll be easy.
DRUNK DANCER: nah
DRUNK DANCER: alcohol go
[DRUNK DANCER throws a glass of alcohol at not BlueEngland, dousing him.]
BLUE?: Wow. So effective. Really hurt me with that one.
BURNING MAN: no
[BURNING MAN leaps at Blue, setting him on fire.]
BURNING MAN: ENJOY YOUR aFTERLIFE
BLUE?: Ow- yeah, okay whiteboy, I made you into this, I know your weaknesses.
[Blue? tosses the burning person into the pool located behind one of the houses, instantly dousing him.]
BLUE?: And as for you?
[He punches the hell out of what remains of Cy.]
BLUE?: Try harder.
[The room changes again, now a forest.]
BLUE?: Who's up next?
ZTARGAZER: Do you want to zee the ztarz?
RED MOGUS: Cause I can take you there motherfuckface.
BLUE?: Oh, it's just you two.
a bad memory.: why would you do this?
BLUE?: Hmpf.
a bad memory.: i... i thought you cared about me...
a bad memory.: was i not good enough?
BLUE?: Out of my way.
[He kicks the small cake into the distance, turning his attention to the two space-themed non-contestants.]
RED MOGUS: FIGHT STARTED!!!! FUCK HIM THE FUCK UP!!!!
ZTARGAZER: Pay for what you did.
[ZTARGAZER phases in front of him, punching him in the stomach.]
BLUE?: You can hit harder than that!
ZTARGAZER: I could...
RED MOGUS: I'll hit you harder than your mom
[Red Mogus rushes Blue, knife forward.]
ZTARGAZER: Wait a zecond-
[Just before impact the world goes pink and gray.]
PLACEHOLDER:
BLUE?: Thanks for the assist, buddy-
[Placeholder is not his buddy. He began to cry pink tears.]
[But something resisted.]
THE MASKED: Wakey-wakey!
[THE MASKED hit him right in the face, breaking the old vision. The area was gray and minimalist, a few doors lining the room.]
SOUL EATER: Push?
THE MASKED: Push!
COPY: ^_^
[SOUL EATER pushed Blue? forward, making him slip on Copy and land on some spikes - a transformed Mimic.]
MIMIC: That was easy!
BLUE?: I'll... tell you what's easy...
BLUE?: Cybercat, get rid of these meddling cast members.
CYBERCAT: [Yes sir!]
THE MASKED: Alright, time to get out of here.
MIMIC: Copy-Cat...?
[The room shifted once more, now a dark shiny cave area.]
BLUE?: Hmpf, of course you'd switch it when I'm the one winning.
CLEMENTINE: You won't be winning for long...
OUTER FLAME: You have won nothing.
[Clementine launched itself at Blue, holding nothing back, while OUTER FLAME stood back, watching the fight go on.]
OUTER FLAME: Look at yourself.
OUTER FLAME: Powerless.
OUTER FLAME: Sad.
OUTER FLAME: Alone.
OUTER FLAME: I wish we could help you, but you won't let go.
BLUE?: I don't need your help-
OWOBALL: Heyo! Did someone need help!
CLEMENTINE: Yaaah hurt the guy with me
OWOBALL: Ooh, sounds fun!
[The fight lasted a bit longer before the room shifted again.]
DREAMS: Hey what's up guys today we'll be seeing how much damage a person can sustain before they collapse!
BLUE?: You think I'm weak, don't you?
BLUE?: I can take you down as easy as I wanted.
SOMEONE: But where's the show in that?
L.C.: Yeah! You need to put some action in it!
SOMEONE: It's just boring otherwise.
BLUE?: He could never write action.
AUSTRA: He's writing it now.
BLUE?: Eh?
[A surfboard smacks Blue onto the floor.]
DREAMS: I thought you could take me on easily...
[The room shifted again, an island above the ocean.]
MAIN CHARACTER: Feels familiar, huh?
BLUE?: I guess you want to hurt me too?
MAIN CHARACTER: Nah.
MAIN CHARACTER: I don't really care.
BLUE?: Then why are you here?
MAIN CHARACTER: Just wanted to be.
HIGH SCORE: [YOU ARE BOTH INSUFFERABLE]
WARPER: ṱ̶̈̈́h̷̯̼̹͒͑͋ȉ̶̧̳̈͜s̶̱̻̅͂ͅ ̸̲̮̣̈̅̔i̵̲̎s̸̝̰̥͗͘ ̸̡̦̝͂̋͝t̷̫͍̋̇͑h̷̳̒̉͌ͅȇ̴̥̱ ̵͇̓͛̆ć̵̨̡̘̆̍a̶͈̒ͅl̴͙͍̉m̷̨̫͇̊̽
VILL: I want my own home...
MAIN CHARACTER: Wow. You just took the spotlight away from me.
MAIN CHARACTER: Thanks, I guess.
BLUE?: What are you gonna do with me after this?
VILL: You'll see.
[A loud splash is heard below, and a familiar face jumps up from the ocean.]
GUYMAN: Hey y'all!
GUYMAN: Lookin like I've missed a lot!
MAIN CHARACTER: I thought he was a shark?
BLUE?: ...I kinda lost him after the match.
GUYMAN: Welp, time to deliver my blow!
[Guyman punches him into the ground.]
[...]
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[...]
BLUE?: Where am I now?
BLUE: Hey all!
BLUE: Or, well, just one.
PUPLE: You.
BLUE: Me!
BLUE: Welcome to my mind!
BLUE: Or at least the battle room's representation of it.
PUPLE: I'M GONNA KILL YOU
BLUE: Nope!
[Blue snaps his fingers, floating into the air as paper circles around him.]
BLUE: Now I've got something physical to work with again, all that power you've enjoyed is gone.
PUPLE: I don't need your stupid powers or your stupid face to kill you!
BLUE: Yeah, yeah you do.
BLUE: I could end you right here if I wanted to.
PUPLE: Why don't you?
BLUE: Because...
BLUE: Because I'm sorry, okay?
BLUE: I... made you to be an evil monster who wanted to kill everyone and...
BLUE: That's not okay.
BLUE: So... will you take my hand and come with me outside?
BLUE: It wont be easy breaking out of what you were created as...
BLUE: But they're all very nice people, they'll help!
PUPLE: People will care about me?
PUPLE: A- and... like me?
BLUE: Yeah.
PUPLE: I...
[The puple line sits on the floor, hands in their face.]
PUPLE: I... never wanted that...
BLUE: Nobody likes being outcasted.
BLUE: I'm sorry for putting you through that.
BLUE: And for locking you up.
[The puple line rushes in and hugs Blue.]
PUPLE: Thank you...
BLUE: I- uh-
BLUE: Yeah.
BLUE: Second chances and all...
[Everything dissipates, everyone surrounding Blue's body on the floor.]
???: Cough- augh-
THE MASKED: Evil eyes!
[THE MASKED kicks him.]
???: Ow-!
???: It's me, I'm back.
BLUE: Fuuuck that felt like hell.
THE MASKED: If you're really Blue then why do you have those purple eyes?
BLUE: I do?
BLUE: ...Probably a side-effect of possession or something I don't know.
BLUE: Ugh it's so nice to be able to touch things again...
HIGH SCORE: [RESTORE EVERYONE]
BLUE: What?
SOUL EATER: He means undo everything that line did to us.
BLUE: Oh, yeah.
BLUE: I will, don't worry.
BLUE: But one of you made it to the finals, right?
BLUE: Gotta keep it until that's over.
[Everyone groans with a notable exception.]
BLUE: I've gotta get going to... whatever's left of my room.
BLUE: Drawing some important stuff.
OUTER FLAME: 'Kay.
[Blue leaves, and everyone starts to disperse.]
CAULLI: Hey guys! Did I miss anything?
AUSTRA: ...
DREAMS: ...
SOUL EATER: ...
CAULLI: What? Was it something I said?
A favourite to win for many, or maybe just a favourite to win one match. Either way, he's eliminated, but he could still serve me some purpose...
He likes to play games and party, and he lives in an elevator. Whenever he tries to refer to himself he says his name instead.
CY: Aw man...
BLUE?: Hello there.
CY: Huh? Blue?
BLUE?: ...Yes.
BLUE?: I want to help you out.
BLUE?: For security reasons.
CY: Cy thought Hallowland was security?
BLUE?: He's been...
BLUE?: Well, removed.
CY: Oh no...
BLUE?: Since you're eliminated you don't have much left to do here.
BLUE?: It'd be perfect for you.
CY: Um...
CY: Cy doesn't really want to...
BLUE?: It would be in your best interest to agree.
CY: Okay...
BLUE?: Good.
BLUE?: Come to my office on the boat when you're ready.
BLUE?: Ugh, it's so boring around here...
BLUE?: Hey... I know...
[Not BlueEngland raises his hand and the world starts to rumble. The boat flies up into the air and ground from the surrounding islands follow, forming into a giant floating island.]
BLUE?: Ha...!
BLUE?: Ugh, everything hurts.
BLUE?: He's so weak...
HALLOW: Hm.
HALLOW: Can't ignore this much longer.
HIGH SCORE: [SAVE THEM]
HALLOW: What?
HIGH SCORE: [CREATE YOUR OWN BETTER PATH.]
HALLOW: ...
HALLOW: Thanks.
HALLOW: Time to play my role in this story and end it once and for all.
BLUE?: Thank you, thank you!
BLUE?: I hope you all enjoyed Losers Round 2, I know I sure did!
BLUE?: With all that said...
BLUE?: Prepare for Losers Round 3!
BLUE?: First match coming to you at some time!
BLUE?: Gotta give the contestants a few days break, you know how it is.
BLUE?: Wow, there really isn't many matches left...
BLUE?: Who will make the biggest splash?
BLUE?: Will Azurekyu and Blitz continue to sweep losers?
BLUE?: Let's see...
BLUE?: In Losers Round Three!
BLUE?: Thank you everybody for another amazing round of my tournament!
BLUE?: But every round must come to an end eventually, and as such WR1 is no more!
BLUE?: But there's more beyond, LR2!
BLUE?: Behold!
BLUE?: Looks like our original losers are gonna be fighting with our current losers! Hah!
BLUE?: As always, thanks for voting!