#puppykittthoughts

[puppykitt]

Just finished watching Sinners and when I tell you I need almost EVERYBODY, in that main cast.

I'm talm bout makin that one Sense8 episode into reality, baby! All them people so fuckin fine!

[puppykitt]

Y'all, don't jump me, but my favorite HC for The Hanks from the Date Everything game is... SPOILERS AHEAD

CW: 18+ MDNI, Explicit-ish Content, Mini Rant

Okay, so my favorite HC is Five being the pregnant one. Like, in a world where the player is building relationships (romantic or otherwise) with the furniture and appliances, why can't he be the pregnant one????? Dad Hanks for the win, they love that baby!!!

Also, i haven't read too much smut about them yet, but since they're a canon polycule, I think the smut should be like...an orgy (for lack of a better would) instead of a 5 v 1. That's just me, tho. Like, don't be scared... make it the circle it canonically is. My boyfriends are all each other's boyfriends type shit🙂‍↕️.

Okay, thanks for coming to my ted talk🫂.

[puppykitt]

Me when I'm reading a WhoDunIt style book and all of a sudden the protagonist's ally is sounding a little bit suspicious ^

Cuz if people are so capable of telling believable lies, then Madeline should be looking at YOU sideways too, PHILEMENA(?)

[puppykitt]

I've been suffering all week you guys😭

Content warning: We talkin about bodily functions (bowel movements) and medication. Oh and curse words are used!

Y'all I drank/ate some kind of prebiotic applesauce-like snack on Monday morning for breakfast (I thought it was a probiotic😭) AND I'VE BEEN SHITTING AND FARTING ALL WEEK😭😭!

*prebiotics are essentially fiber btw*

Mind you, i'm already on daily Metformin ER and every other day iron pills, and I was only pooping like twice a week before 😭.

And it's not like the poops are humongous or anything, but i've been going like 3 fucking times a day and it's starting to hurt actually 😭.

Only good thing about this, is that if i'm ever constipated, I know what to do to fix it😂.

[puppykitt]

Dear Tumblr,

Why do I have to keep re-following a search tag almost everytime I reload the app??? Is this happening to anyone else????? It's getting kind of frustrating atp.

From,

Puppykitt.

Anyway, on another note, y'all wanna know something funny, but not really.

I literally work with young kids right? And everytime they're upset and crying, I tell them to breath and count and see what colors they see, ect. BUT, when i'm doing the same thing I literally can not follow my own advice it's kinda ironic. Like, taking deep breaths especially are almost virtually impossible for me when I get to that level of sobbing & almost hyperventilating ykwim? Like, I think when that happens I almost clock out mentally. And these types of spells, episodes, whatever you wanna call them, don't happen much except for when I experience a severely stressful situation.

[puppykitt]

So like, I just started this Isekai Omegaverse manga, right? And y'all know the little common infographic that almost all of the mangas within this genre have?

Well, I just took the time to actually read it. And I saw something that was actually low-key unfair: The mating bond mark doesn't effect the Alpha at all and only effects the Omega.

(*｀Д´)ノ！！！ I personally think that's absolute bullshit, because wdym only one half of this mating bond will be physically effected if sexual infidelity occurs. But the other part of the pairing can practically get away scott free and not face any bodily consequences?????? What's the point of it being called a "bond" if there aren't any consequences for both parties????

WHAT KINDA SHIT IS THAT?! (ノ｀Д´)ノ彡┻━┻

Alright lemme get it together. I just wanted to rant about that, thanks for coming to my ted talk. (^-^)/

[puppykitt]

Just realized that I've been confusing Matthew McConaughey with Macaulay Culkin this whole time💀

What led me to realize was Glorilla's feature on Travis Scott's new song

[puppykitt]

Question for the fanfic enjoyers of this app...

Have any of y'all seen a fic where the reader or MC has prescription glasses? Like, they're worn 24/7 (obviously not when they sleep or shower, yk), and they aren't insecure about it??

Like, I COULD imagine myself and/or the reader with glasses, but sometimes that doesn't work. You have to take them off before you go to sleep, before a shower (although I don't cuz I need to see everything), clean them, hell they even fog up if you're going from an extremely cold environment to a considerably warm environment.

Had to stop it there cuz I was about to start listing the positives of glasses like an advertisement.

*Anyway, this isn't meant to be discourse or anything, just an outside thought*