#purelands sitcom

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obito and madara have break down drag out arguments in the purelands at least twice a week. rin, kisame, and izuna have to take turns being the one to break it up. this is one of SEVERAL such reoccuring arguments, of course. and also Izuna keeps skipping out of his turn with increasingly stupid excuses. izuna's defination of 'stop a fight' is 'make this about me, somehow'. results may vary. kisame is polite enough to take turns with rin but. his turn is just 'if I start a spar with obito surely he will ignore this old man'. again results may vary. Rin just finds something intersting to watch going on in the real world down below and calls obito over like he's going to DIE if he misses todays episode of 'kakashi's dogs bullying him in his own house'. none of them are very good at this is what im saying lmao

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wait. just realized that kisame and rin would get along monsterously well in the purelands. wiat. kisame and Rin meeting is actually the first good thing to happen to obito since he died.

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Obito: In my defense. it was your brother's idea. Izuna: no it wasn't. Madara: no it wasn't. Obito, who genuinely does not remember the line between Madara's ideas and his own (because he didn't see himself as a person for like 2 decades): No I'm pretty sure it was. Like uh. becoming Mizukage Madara: What's a Mizukage?

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Obito and Izuna both see each other as an annoying ass little brother in their fucked up ghost-family situation. Like to Izuna, obviously Obito is the little brother cause Izuna is like 100 years older. But Obito 1. has a lot of Madara's memories 2. only heard about Izuna as being a shit kid and 3. lived longer then 19 years. so in his head him and madara are older then Izuna. Izuna doomed eternally to little brotherisms

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obito in the purelands constantly using kamui to nudge the world in a way that doesn't kill kakashi…..he really is cursed to live cause his ghosts will NOT let his ass die……I am so close to drawing greek tradgedy parralels and trying SO HARD to stop myself rn

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Madara, after obito rants about itachi for like am hour: hm. So now you understand why I fucking hated you when you were a brat? Obito: YOU TAKE THAT BACK. NOW

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Kushina, meeting itachi in the purelands and squeezing the unlife out of him cause he's Mikito's kid: Hey! I know you just got here and all so you've got time to rest and all, but I DID manage to find a way to slip into the Bad Place For Bad People, so. if you want a shot at whats left of that danzo guy, let me know. Itachi: what. what's. left? Mikito, who cut that motherfuckers head off the day he showed up: I imagine you aren't surprised that few people were happy to see him. Honestly, given that Shisui didn't appear by your side the moment you arrived, he might still be down there. Kushina: you want i should go grab him? Itachi, knew shisui very well: that might be unwise. who are you again? Kushina, crying and clinging to Itachi even tighter: MIKITO HE DOESN'T REMEMBER ME!!! I ABANDONED YOU ALL TO THAT SHIT ASS VILLAGE AND HE WAS JUST A BABYY!!!!!!! Mikito, gently prying Kushina off: Itachi. Why don't you go visit your father? Itachi: What? Many reasons. Mikito: that wasn't a request dear =) he'll be happy to see you! Kushiha: *blows her nose violtently getting snot everywhere* Itachi, weighing his options: well. dad can't kill me again, I guess.

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Madara's patented 'pout at him until he shows an ounce of chill' stratagy to attempting to calm Izuna down is about half as effective as it was in life, but still infinitely more effective then. what ANYONE else can do. Sadly IZUNA is more aware of MADARA'S weakness to his boyfriend's googoo eyes now, so Izuna can distract Madara from distracting him. when he so desires